WHY does being a woman have to be so FUCKING DIFFICULT?!

I'm already super pissed off at the world because of a quick browse of Feministing.com. I was reading unfunnybusiness again and tripped over it in my usual net wanderings. I just took a couple of psyklokapron or whatever the fuck it's called and I am having the WORST FUCKING CRAMPS OF MY LIFE. I was literally wriggling about on the floor, desperately trying to find a position where I didn't HURT LIKE HELL and was surely failing.

There are NO WORDS for this pain - none. IT is beyond description. It is both cramping, stabbing, aching, all at once. There is no throbbing, no pounding. It is constant, unerring, unending PAIN. It grips your brain and makes you pray to God, even if you don't believe in God. You're bloody desperate for ANYTHING to stop the pain. Any pill, any source of comfort - anything. Even if that includes moaning or making stupid noises. You know how good you feel when you're just about to come? You just HAVE to make noise cause you feel so damned good and you're so loaded up with bliss? Well, imagine the exact OPPOSITE of that, but with pain.

And I haven't even had the joy of childbirth yet. I fear being pregnant if the end result is worse than this. :(

It's finally happened. My Uterus has declared war and is finally deciding to take over the rest of my body.