"Close your eyes and become Cleopatra. Make every bath a scented tender embrace and step out knowing you deserved every minute of the luxury."
Hahahaha! Awesome! I totally couldn't remember that I wrote that. I'm like Doctor Literate and Missy Dumb-tits. When I have my flashes of intelligence I'm all wordy and clever and then it kinda passes and I'm all, "OMG so AWESOME! Lyk, YAY!" *facepalm* Dear God.