Peppermint oil pills, oh YES what a great bloody idea!

Except my body has this weird fucking thing where it transfers the flavour of anything that I've eaten into my mucous glands STRAIGHT AWAY. So now my mouth is pleasantly, mildly minty. It is SO WEIRD!!!

More riffing fun, me darlings!

My brother and nephew have riffed Bicentennial Man. Go - enjoy!