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His description: Riker has a nasty habit of sitting on consoles and putting his foot on essential ship equipment. Damn him!

Bad health day

Ugh. I feel like crap. I woke up this morning with my head feeling really weird, like it's filled with cotton wool, or like it's going to explode. Pressure. I'd been noticing my middle burgeoning lately but I looked in the mirror this morning and realised it's ridiculous. I look pregnant. Last night my kidneys were hurting and now my bladder is pinging again. I'm drinking water, and taking medicine for my threatening migraine. There's a constant low hum in my ears.

Mum took my blood pressure and pulse (she's a trained St John's First Aid Volunteer) and said it was up a bit. (Needle wiggling at 100, she said). So tomorrow I'm going to call the doctor and figure out what the fucking hell is wrong. I've felt like shit for weeks.

Argh. Forget my uterus - my whole fucking body hates me.