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Aug. 11th, 2006
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Best thing in bar form.
Aug. 11th, 2006 12:39 amNo, seriously.
It's called a 'Steak Bar'. I saw it in the shop and I couldn't believe my eyes. It was basically a bar of meat. I bought it and thought I'd try it. OH GOD. It's the closest thing to American Beef Jerky that I'll get in Australia. It was so loaded with preservatives and flavours that the beef just came through, but it was great. An inch and a bit by four inches by quarter of an inch of pure unadulterated meat. God, it was fucking awesome!! It's like - why even bother having it on the bone anymore? Just have it in bar form. I'll eat it while using my wall-mounted keyboard and floating on my hoverboard.
And secondly - marvel at this spoken lyric in Prince's "Desire":
"Come my love, cover my tower
Ecstacy is ours..."
Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like!
It's called a 'Steak Bar'. I saw it in the shop and I couldn't believe my eyes. It was basically a bar of meat. I bought it and thought I'd try it. OH GOD. It's the closest thing to American Beef Jerky that I'll get in Australia. It was so loaded with preservatives and flavours that the beef just came through, but it was great. An inch and a bit by four inches by quarter of an inch of pure unadulterated meat. God, it was fucking awesome!! It's like - why even bother having it on the bone anymore? Just have it in bar form. I'll eat it while using my wall-mounted keyboard and floating on my hoverboard.
And secondly - marvel at this spoken lyric in Prince's "Desire":
"Come my love, cover my tower
Ecstacy is ours..."
Yeah, it's exactly what it sounds like!
No. Seriously. It's like - glittery, but HOLOGRAPHIC. Tiny tiny little particles of glitter that give the nail waves of rainbow colours. It doesn't work in the scanner, nor with the camera. Maybe if I use, like, a curved something with the nail polish on it.
I'll try that.
I'll try that.
You know it's bad waiting music when...
Aug. 11th, 2006 03:17 pmNo, seriously.
I phone up my gynaecology wing at King Edwards, and there's this music on the line for when you're waiting.
It's FUNERAL music! I'm not kidding! It's plodding sad piano music, and it's Vivaldi's FOUR SEASONS! You know, the really sad bit!! It's music that says: "We understand that you're going through a difficult time. But hey, when your gig is up, it's up!"
I'm a woman on the phone waiting to hear about my twat. For God's sakes - PLAY ME SOME ROLLING STONES OR SOMETHING! The WHO! ANYBODY! Anybody but dead composers who now are the staple playlist for events where people CRY!
Good news is - I'm still in the list and my surgery should be soon. Yay! :D
I phone up my gynaecology wing at King Edwards, and there's this music on the line for when you're waiting.
It's FUNERAL music! I'm not kidding! It's plodding sad piano music, and it's Vivaldi's FOUR SEASONS! You know, the really sad bit!! It's music that says: "We understand that you're going through a difficult time. But hey, when your gig is up, it's up!"
I'm a woman on the phone waiting to hear about my twat. For God's sakes - PLAY ME SOME ROLLING STONES OR SOMETHING! The WHO! ANYBODY! Anybody but dead composers who now are the staple playlist for events where people CRY!
Good news is - I'm still in the list and my surgery should be soon. Yay! :D
