This dying day has officially gone from suck to BLOW.

My darling little Xena baby just ran into the house. Aww, I think and go to pat her.

But what's this? Her feeties are black! At first I think she's been running through mud! Silly girl!

But no. I sniff her. She smells like motor oil.

THE BITCH IS COVERED IN MOTOR OIL PAST HER KNEES. It's on her stomach, tail, right into her toes. There's nothing for it. I have to bathe the bitch.

Do you know what it's like trying to bathe a cat that not only has NEVER had a proper bath, but doesn't LIKE water?

FUCK. It's a miracle I came out of it without any scratches. At all. But there's still a little oil left, I couldn't wash it all out. I'm really worried that she's ingested a lot of car oil. It really does look like she'd been licking herself all over. God, I couldn't stand it if my baby girl got sick! I love her so much! :(

I officially suck as a "Mat old cat lady". I can't even keep my fucking cats!!