I'm so fuckin' high.

And it's good cause my cramps are SO BAD. I'd be the best spokesperson for Mercyndol. They should hire me. I'd get millions of people taking the stuff whether they were sore or not.

"Mercyndol: You might still be in pain after taking it but you'll be too fucking high to care."

"Mercyndol: Introducing opiates to non-hardcore drug users since (insert date here)."

"Mercyndol: They're a pretty yellow colour so if you're too high to take any more, you'll be too distracted by the pill's bright colour to take it."

Maybe I'm hyper-female right now, or maybe I'm just a total peace-nik mung-bean tree-hugging hippy, but my brothers and my nephews are looking up little videos about guns on Youtube, about new kinds and about the kind of damage they do. It's pretty scientific, the attitude, cause I know they're the most peaceful, amiable people you'll ever meet. But it's just seeming to me like stupid guy crap right now. Maybe that's unfair and sexist in itself. Maybe I should just say "Stupid gun crap" and be simple about it, cause not all guys like guns. But I just really hate moving-parts weapons in general.

Bladed weapons and hand-held weapons like staves, all that category of weapon that's manual, powered by a human? There's generally an art to that - both sides have a sporting chance. I don't like the violence involved but it's contained. Nobody *outside* that scuffle are generally going to get hurt. I don't like projectiles.

But guns and missiles and that sort of thing - so many innocent people get hurt from that shit. I just - guh. Hate violence.