Fic-Reading Samples.

Hey y'all.

These are some VERY rough fic-reading samples. I didn't practice with them, just read them through and fixed up some mistakes. Let me know what you think!

Love,
Nancy.

Sample 01: Lucky :: 4.1MB

Lucky :: The scene in the Common Room after a hard day of school in an alternate reality...


Sample 02: The Snitch :: 4.5MB

The Snitch :: The end of the drunken night out. No sex, not yet.

My new stock account.

Okay, perverts. You can see me, all naked, all nipple, all Nacey. Keep in mind these photos ARE for artistic purposes:

http://nacey-stock.deviantart.com/

So, if you're going to be a dribbling pervert, be artistic about it, okay? LOL! Don't make too many Pollocks! Oh... and I'm adding more as I go!

PS - I've done what I call "Hermione Stock". I took a couple of photos of myself naked in my quidditch robe, in case you artistic type buddies of mine wanted a nice reference for a Hermione picture. Hermione. Naked. In Harry's quidditch robe. ;-P (Or Ron's, or Ginny's... Oliver's... Fred AND George's... go nuts!) I can't tell you how happy I'd be if they came in handy!!

*is totally amused*

Hahahaha. People like my arse! *laughs* On my stock account, people are there, saying I have a nice arse!

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Bwahahahahaha! God that amuses me. I don't know why. Maybe because the photos aren't the most flattering shots of my bum? Who knows.

Best shit ever.

My R/Hr friends... I wouldn't click it. It's a silly strip.

Comic Strip

It's like wizzart's Harry/Hermione hair joke... only a thousand times funnier cause it involves political incorrectness and taking the Lord's name in vain!

MORE!!!! (Not shippery, just hilarious)

Would it be gay if we had sex?

Harry and Draco -- for Caitlen!!! Lizzie!!

Just in case you were labouring under the impression that I'm normal...

Nacey says:
For some reason... I have black ink up my left nostril
Eirian says:
*blinks
Nacey says:
I know. Totally weird
Nacey says:
I don't know how I got it up there
Eirian says:
You must have been snorting pen
Nacey says:
I was sucking a brush clean
Nacey says:
But how would it get up my nose?
Nacey says:
And it was such a TINY amount of ink
Nacey says:
Like... TINY
Eirian says:
I have no idea.
Eirian says:
lol
Nacey says:
I know. I'm bizarre.
Eirian says:
Yes you are.