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Muse Mash.
Aug. 19th, 2004 11:44 amOkay. I've been getting into Xena:WP again lately. Don't worry, I'm not abandoning the world of Harry Potter. I'm just in the post-movie, pre-next-book blahs, and I really really wanted to perfect an old story series of mine.
As a result, my Xena muses have come back and have set up home in my inspiration part of my brain. Where Harry, Hermione, Ron, Lavender and a few other HP muses have been living quite happily for some time now. I cannot tell you how scary it is.
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Harry: [taps me on the shoulder] Nancy...
Nancy: Hmm?
Harry: We need to talk.
Nancy: What about, sweety?
Harry: Him.
Nancy: Him who?
Harry: You know who I'm talking about. The big, evil, nasty guy in the black leather.
Nancy: Oh. Him. [lovelorn dreamy look]
Harry: Yeah. Listen... I don't mind sharing your brain with people. Being a Muse, it's something I'm kinda used to, you know?
Nancy: [nods]
Harry: I get along with Ford fine. Even Wolverine I don't have issue with. Keep him beered up and Rogue in his lap, and he's fine. But these Ancient GREEK people are driving me insane!!
Nancy: [blinks] Why? What are they doing?
Harry: God, where do I start?! [starts counting off on his fingers] That Gabrielle lady is seriously neurotic! Sweet Jesus, and I thought Ron and Hermione were bad when they bickered! If I see her needlessly hit Joxer one more time, I'm going to HEX her!
Nancy: Do that. It'd probably do her some good.
Harry: Then there's the fact that she keeps trying to convince Hermione to join the amazons, and wants Hermione to be their shaman or something.
Nancy: What's Hermione saying to this?
Harry: She's saying no, but she has that intrigued look in her eye! And here, here is the cracker. That big bastard, Ares-
Nancy: [smiles at the mention of his name]
Harry: He keeps flirting with Hermione!!
Nancy: [giggles] Does he?
Harry: Oh yeah! [assumes Ares' nonchalant air] Hey there baby, nice wand... wanna see mine? [poses yet again] Why don't you come over here and see what I can do with this sword? I can show you how to use it! [another pose] By the way, baby. You got a great right hook! [spazmos out and makes a very odd noise, shaking with rage] I can't take it ANYMORE!!
Nancy: How's Hermione reacting to his?
Harry: Well, at first she was angry. And then she was annoyed. And now she just [grits teeth]... She GIGGLES!
Nancy: Aaah...
Harry: She NEVER giggles! Hermione is NOT a giggler!
Nancy: Well, Ares is very charming...
Harry: [seethes] I know.
Nancy: Harry, you do realise that they were here before you were?
Harry:... yes.
Nancy: They've been in my brain since 1996.
Harry: [sighs]
Nancy: They are not going anywhere. And neither are you. So - better get used to them!
Harry: [folds arms and looks petulant] As recent favoured Muse, can I at least petition that you put a leash on that walking hard-on?
Nancy: [smiles] He might enjoy that.
Harry: [sighs, growls, stomps out of the room]
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As a result, my Xena muses have come back and have set up home in my inspiration part of my brain. Where Harry, Hermione, Ron, Lavender and a few other HP muses have been living quite happily for some time now. I cannot tell you how scary it is.
~~*~~
Harry: [taps me on the shoulder] Nancy...
Nancy: Hmm?
Harry: We need to talk.
Nancy: What about, sweety?
Harry: Him.
Nancy: Him who?
Harry: You know who I'm talking about. The big, evil, nasty guy in the black leather.
Nancy: Oh. Him. [lovelorn dreamy look]
Harry: Yeah. Listen... I don't mind sharing your brain with people. Being a Muse, it's something I'm kinda used to, you know?
Nancy: [nods]
Harry: I get along with Ford fine. Even Wolverine I don't have issue with. Keep him beered up and Rogue in his lap, and he's fine. But these Ancient GREEK people are driving me insane!!
Nancy: [blinks] Why? What are they doing?
Harry: God, where do I start?! [starts counting off on his fingers] That Gabrielle lady is seriously neurotic! Sweet Jesus, and I thought Ron and Hermione were bad when they bickered! If I see her needlessly hit Joxer one more time, I'm going to HEX her!
Nancy: Do that. It'd probably do her some good.
Harry: Then there's the fact that she keeps trying to convince Hermione to join the amazons, and wants Hermione to be their shaman or something.
Nancy: What's Hermione saying to this?
Harry: She's saying no, but she has that intrigued look in her eye! And here, here is the cracker. That big bastard, Ares-
Nancy: [smiles at the mention of his name]
Harry: He keeps flirting with Hermione!!
Nancy: [giggles] Does he?
Harry: Oh yeah! [assumes Ares' nonchalant air] Hey there baby, nice wand... wanna see mine? [poses yet again] Why don't you come over here and see what I can do with this sword? I can show you how to use it! [another pose] By the way, baby. You got a great right hook! [spazmos out and makes a very odd noise, shaking with rage] I can't take it ANYMORE!!
Nancy: How's Hermione reacting to his?
Harry: Well, at first she was angry. And then she was annoyed. And now she just [grits teeth]... She GIGGLES!
Nancy: Aaah...
Harry: She NEVER giggles! Hermione is NOT a giggler!
Nancy: Well, Ares is very charming...
Harry: [seethes] I know.
Nancy: Harry, you do realise that they were here before you were?
Harry:... yes.
Nancy: They've been in my brain since 1996.
Harry: [sighs]
Nancy: They are not going anywhere. And neither are you. So - better get used to them!
Harry: [folds arms and looks petulant] As recent favoured Muse, can I at least petition that you put a leash on that walking hard-on?
Nancy: [smiles] He might enjoy that.
Harry: [sighs, growls, stomps out of the room]
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