Why can't I eat enough?

It's so weird, I've been SO HUNGRY today! I had a big steaming bowl of porridge this morning, then I got home and had two toasted cheese sandwiches. And then I had four cookies and two tim-tams. Very bad and naughty of me to eat like that. But I was STARVING! Then I had a nap, and then I woke up, read, knitted. Just now I felt hungry again, so I had half a toasted cheese sandwich, and half a toasted jam sandwich (THOSE ARE SO GOOD!!!). And now I'm utterly starving. Mum's going to come back and make steaks. Mmmmm, steaks! I can't wait for that nicely fried hunk of meat!!! (... oh, sorry Adam :T) (Baby, I really love meat, I'm really hungry!!) Anyway. I have to wait till she comes back from council - whenever THAT will be. :( Dunno what to do!! I am so tempted to make pancakes for desert. Isn't that AWFUL?!

If I keep eating like this, I'm going to be fucking HUGE. Must. Eat. HEALTHY!!