My dreams have been smashed into tiny pieces...

Today, I learnt that my hero, my SAVIOUR... is not real. No, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. This is BIGGER than Santa Claus, damn it! Finding out HE wasn't real was like someone telling me that Ronald McDonald was really a freaky paedophile in a clown-suit. No - this is bigger.

SuperGreg, the KING of cool, the sultan of SWING, the hip happenest DJ ever to hit a turnstyle... is a FAKE! That wouldn't be so bad, but he's a part of a conformalist advertising campaign to lull kids into thinking that dressing and looking like an 8-inch plastic doll is COOL some how.

Erm... HELLO!? Buddy-Lee? Combatting the cool of SuperGreg? It's not possible!! I saw the fight - it was RIGGED! Those eels did all the funk, damn it! SuperGreg's numba was da best, damn it!

Pardon me for ranting and raving, but it's been an emotional day for me. I hope you understand. It's gonna take me a while to get over it. *sighs melodramatically*

My dreams have been smashed into tiny pieces...

Today, I learnt that my hero, my SAVIOUR... is not real. No, I'm not talking about Santa Claus. This is BIGGER than Santa Claus, damn it! Finding out HE wasn't real was like someone telling me that Ronald McDonald was really a freaky paedophile in a clown-suit. No - this is bigger.

SuperGreg, the KING of cool, the sultan of SWING, the hip happenest DJ ever to hit a turnstyle... is a FAKE! That wouldn't be so bad, but he's a part of a conformalist advertising campaign to lull kids into thinking that dressing and looking like an 8-inch plastic doll is COOL some how.

Erm... HELLO!? Buddy-Lee? Combatting the cool of SuperGreg? It's not possible!! I saw the fight - it was RIGGED! Those eels did all the funk, damn it! SuperGreg's numba was da best, damn it!

Pardon me for ranting and raving, but it's been an emotional day for me. I hope you understand. It's gonna take me a while to get over it. *sighs melodramatically*