Ohh man.

[logansrogue]

This has to be some huge cosmic joke, right? A huge cosmic joke that has gone TOO FAR. I swear. I mean - come on. Eric Bana. POITA.

Eric POITA Bana - JAMES BOND?!?!

*falls over laughing her tits off till she cries* (cause who wants to lose their tits)

I mean - everyone has conveniently FORGOTTEN his characters on Fast Forward? Oh my gosh... *laughs so hard*

Bana!Bond: Eeh, Pussy! 'Ow-bout a spin in mah Monaro?

*gives up laughing and just cries*

Why not Hugh Jackman? Or Dougray Scott! He's Scottish! Tall! Dark! Charming! *sad sigh* God.

Comments

[shimmiwyld.livejournal.com]

Did you not SEE his muscles in Troy? *thunk* Sorry, Honey... I'm with the obsessively scary fanagirls on this one ^_^

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Muscles will not delete his Poita-ness, I'm sorry. His body-language, his movements, his expressions - he's such a bogan. And dear dear Bond is NOT a Bogan. I don't even LIKE Bond, and I'm annoyed for those that do.

[berserkir.livejournal.com]

I love Bond and this is just a cinematic blasphemy.

And yes, I cannot take Bana seriously... he will always be Poita

[mix-o-choc.livejournal.com]

My vote is for Hugh Jackman! *growls*

[gemfyre.livejournal.com]

I also can't help seeing Bana as Mike Willisee, with long pauses between every sentence.

[pixienymph.livejournal.com]

I do not know what a Poita is.

Nevertheless.

NO NO NO! to Eric.

Love him, but no.

Jude Law all the way.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Jude I can see. Hmm. Jude. :)

[pixienymph.livejournal.com]

Jude is so many kinds of yummy.

[caitlen.livejournal.com]

Or Dougray Scott! He's Scottish! Tall! Dark! Charming! *sad sigh* God.

Oh! Dougray Scott!! OMG - as JAMES BOND... *pause*

*drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllll*

The Red Door Manor hath officially decreed that That Would Rock.

I would literally sit in the theatre and DROOL for the length of the movie.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

What's the Red Door Manor? And dude - lemme talk to you on Y!M! *wibble*

(Hmmm, Dougray. *evil chuckle*)

[bowerbirdsjewel.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a joke! I still swear it's a huge cruel joke! There is no way that he is or ever will be a James Bond. I did even hear something about Russel Crowe being asked...

*shudders*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Oh God. Maybe if James Bond was a yob. But he's not... oh he's so not. *whimpers*

[withherhands]

....the HELL?!?!

Y'know, I look at Bana and though he's handsome, I just don't see James Bond. The want a younger Bond, a modern Bond, etc, okay. Fine with me. But this guy...just doesn't look like Bond. I want Clive Owen, dammit!

[connaka.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Oh goodness. Eric Bana?!?! James Bond?? Wtf?


Personally, I think Ralph Fiennes would make a nice James Bond. Before they'd cast David Thewlis as Lupin, RF was my choice to play Moony.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Me too. Mmm. Fiennes. Mmmm. *grins*

[originalnilson.livejournal.com]

Relax dudes, it's just a rumor, Eric Bana has denied being cast as Bond. Also he said he wouldn't take it even if the role was offered to him.