A meme I nicked from hulahoopalex
Apr. 28th, 2004 02:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueHey dude.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Shit... there is no lines. It's just a picture of a jungle... I picked up the Children's Bible. Okay, I decided line four is a llama.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My Lenny's bed. That's no coincidence, you know.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Fuck. I don't know. Uhm. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I think. (I was so bored).
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
2 pm. Hey shit, I'm right.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
2:01.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Air conditioner, my tapping on the keyboard, Mum's corny pan pipe music, and Melma's bell.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Uhmm, some time ago, about 12. I was looking for my Xena cat and checking my garden. The garden is in okay condition (so could be better) and I found Xena and brought her in. She's now snoozing on Tina's bed.
8: What are you wearing?:
Black t-shirt, black bra, black pants and blue knickers. I'm not depressed, I just did a load of dark washing.
10: Did you dream last night?
Hah, yeah totally did. I dreamed some bitch was ruining my action figures. She stole it and I went after her, and Prince was the bouncer of the nightclub, and he was in my way and not letting me in, and all I wanted to do was walk PAST the nightclub, so I slapped him up. And he goes, "Hey, with that attitude, I think you'll do well in here." And I said, "Well, I'll keep that in mind. I just have to go bash the living shit out of someone, but I'll be back to party after that, okay?" I don't remember much after that. I need to stop seeing violent movies.
11: When did you last laugh?
Just a minute ago. Some idiot rated a scene with Demi Moore as the sexiest in any movie. What a fucking cock knocker.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
family photos, photo manips mum did of Dad and Scotty so that they're important historical figures, cupboards, old funky green wall paper, drawings, a pin-up board with calendars and notes on it.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yeah, my brother. Ba doom boom ching.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
I think it's delightful. Very different.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Starsky and Hutch. Stupid, silly, and quite a good laugh. I enjoyed it thoroughly. But then again, I'm a sucker for Owen Wilson.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
My sister Helen a house.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Well, I'm sure there's plenty the person that I stole this from doesn't know about me.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I'd make sure there was a cure for AIDS.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Yes, but I suck at it.
20: George Bush:
Should be tied to a pole and ritualisticly gang-raped by angry lesbians with strap-on dildos. I think that would be so funny!!
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Eleanor
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Cameron
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I want to, badly.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Shit... there is no lines. It's just a picture of a jungle... I picked up the Children's Bible. Okay, I decided line four is a llama.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?:
My Lenny's bed. That's no coincidence, you know.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?:
Fuck. I don't know. Uhm. Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, I think. (I was so bored).
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is:
2 pm. Hey shit, I'm right.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
2:01.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
Air conditioner, my tapping on the keyboard, Mum's corny pan pipe music, and Melma's bell.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?:
Uhmm, some time ago, about 12. I was looking for my Xena cat and checking my garden. The garden is in okay condition (so could be better) and I found Xena and brought her in. She's now snoozing on Tina's bed.
8: What are you wearing?:
Black t-shirt, black bra, black pants and blue knickers. I'm not depressed, I just did a load of dark washing.
10: Did you dream last night?
Hah, yeah totally did. I dreamed some bitch was ruining my action figures. She stole it and I went after her, and Prince was the bouncer of the nightclub, and he was in my way and not letting me in, and all I wanted to do was walk PAST the nightclub, so I slapped him up. And he goes, "Hey, with that attitude, I think you'll do well in here." And I said, "Well, I'll keep that in mind. I just have to go bash the living shit out of someone, but I'll be back to party after that, okay?" I don't remember much after that. I need to stop seeing violent movies.
11: When did you last laugh?
Just a minute ago. Some idiot rated a scene with Demi Moore as the sexiest in any movie. What a fucking cock knocker.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?:
family photos, photo manips mum did of Dad and Scotty so that they're important historical figures, cupboards, old funky green wall paper, drawings, a pin-up board with calendars and notes on it.
13: Seen anything weird lately?:
Yeah, my brother. Ba doom boom ching.
14: What do you think of this quiz?:
I think it's delightful. Very different.
15: What is the last film you saw?:
Starsky and Hutch. Stupid, silly, and quite a good laugh. I enjoyed it thoroughly. But then again, I'm a sucker for Owen Wilson.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?:
My sister Helen a house.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Well, I'm sure there's plenty the person that I stole this from doesn't know about me.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?:
I'd make sure there was a cure for AIDS.
19: Do you like to dance?:
Yes, but I suck at it.
20: George Bush:
Should be tied to a pole and ritualisticly gang-raped by angry lesbians with strap-on dildos. I think that would be so funny!!
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Eleanor
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Cameron
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?:
I want to, badly.
