I just realised something...

[logansrogue]

Taylor Lautner has a fucking LONG neck. The guy is a fucking giraffe! Check it:

http://www.mtv.com/movies/photos/n/new_moon_world_premieres_091102/11_lautner_mexico.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CjBPRkr-t08/TjFwfGeMWDI/AAAAAAAAAL0/Phb8QupYviQ/s1600/taylor_lautner_new_moon_shirtless2.jpg
http://www.pajiba.com/assets_c/2011/09/Taylor-Lautner%20%281%29-thumb-400x557-30789.jpg
http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Taylor_Lautner_3-225x300.jpg (He looks so badly drawn there, but that's his actual figure)

I think I've made my point. I'm sure all the money he has, the huge successes he's enjoyed in life and the huge numbers of hot people probably wanting to bang him will console him when he goes to sleep at night.

At least I've found who stole my share of neck length in the gene pool.

Comments

[boomstick.livejournal.com]

Can't un-see!!

[leviathan0999.livejournal.com]

Yes, this! Last summer, it was rumoured that Lautner would be co-starring with Emma Watson in an adaptation of Catherine Fisher's Incarceron, and now if it happens, I'll hardly see Emma from staring at his neck!

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

haha weregiraffe

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

Hahaha omg Nance I love this post.

DYING.