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Menage-A-Troi

- Wow, this is going to be one problematic episode.
- Love Lwaxana's dress.
- "Let's get one thing straight, little man. I am *not* for sale. And if, by some chance, I should become available, I'd rather eat Orion wing-slugs than deal with a toad-faced TROLL like you! So GO AWAY and find someone else to become your property!"
- Deanna! Don't you be pullin' that face, woman! Your mother just totally kicked arse. You should be HIGH FIVING HER.
- "I hear she dealed with the situation quite skillfully. An admirable woman." You bet your sweet bippy, Worf. He knows a woman of quality when he sees one.
- Oh, Lwaxana and Deanna. Perpetually fighting. I think Lwaxana just wants grandbabbies to play with.
- "LITTLE ONE?! YOU CALLED ME THAT WHEN I WAS FIVE! NOW STOP DEMEANING ME AND ADDRESS ME AS AN ADULT!" *FLOUNCE* Fuckin' love that bit!
- That dress Deanna is wearing is so bizarre. Probably be quite fashionable right now, as well as the purple tights.
- Riker and Deanna are super cute.
- Is that an Australian wildflower?
- Seriously, I'm so glad Riker and Deanna got married in the end. Meant to be!
- Lwaxana's dress is ridiculously awesome as always.
- Hah! Homm's face when he gets back and they're all gone!
- No clothes. So skeezy. :(
- See, the thing that really grosses me out about this episode is that this is being played for laughs. Lwaxana and Deanna being treated like this and Lwaxana being forced to sexually manipulate her captor so that she can regain freedom is just fucking gross.
- That look of blank resignation when the Ferengi rolls out the bed is just so heartbreaking and triggery. :(
- See, Deanna, I wouldn't just be grossed out. If my mother was having to kiss her captor like that, I'd be stealing phasers and mowing down some alien fuckers.
- Picard. Eternal astronomy geek.
- She's accidentally giving the Ferengi an Ear-Job. Still not laughing.
- And it gets worse. Now she's going to be physically violated by the fucking doctor.
- "IT WAS THE STATIC!" *domp domp domp* Oh Wes, you adorable dork! <3
- Lwaxana is a fucking hero. Of course, she shouldn't have to make this choice.
- "It's not over between us, Lwaxana..." "You mean, you still *Care*?" ROFLMAO.
- "My love is a FEVER!" *ROFLMAO MORE*
- I honestly don't get the whole "LOL LWAXANA WANTS SEX, WHAT IS SHE THINKING?!" gag. She's totally smokin'. Lots of men should want her.
- OH MY GOD, Wesley's face when he gets the promotion! HE GOT THE PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS THAT HE ALWAYS WANTED! LOL!
- When Wesley walked out onto that bridge when I was a wee teen, oh Lordy, I fell in luuuuurve! I was writing the Starfleet Academy fic about him before long, and I imagined that the music that was playing as he entered the bridge in uniform was perfect for theme music as a TV series. They totally should have done a cadet at the Academy series, if not with Wesley, then *some* fool.

Now I gotsta get back to work. Uni work waits for no fucker.