Star Trek Rewatch

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- Wait. Worf grew up on Earth. With Slavs or Russians. And he's NEVER had prune juice? He's NEVER had constipation? Or will constipation be a thing of the past in the FUTURE?
- Picard: Readings, Mr. Data. Data: Well, something has torn the fabric of time and space a new asshole, Sir.
- You know, spotting the credits, I remember how excited I used to get at seeing Wil Wheaton's name come up. I used to get even more excited when Wesley had lines.
- Speaking of, Wesley looks *great* in the ensign uniform.
- Sorry, Data, I missed everything you said. I was too busy admiring Wesley.
- Why is it in Star Trek that if the universe is scarier, people start wearing sashes?
- I'm so sad Tasha Yar was only in Star Trek TNG for one season, and then this episode and what-not. She was such a strong, lovely character. It's sad not to have that warrior woman energy on the show.
- Captain Garrett is insisting on helping her crew. Beverly Crusher is like, "GO TO BED." Tension! Wow. I'm imagining Captain Garrett and Dr. Crusher engaging in some fiery girly shenanigans right now. If Bev swung that way. *sigh*
- Rachel Garrett is stunning.
- Ooh. Picard is getting a Garrett-Boner. You know what this means, right? THREESOME!
- I'm glad Tasha got this chance to right her death.
- "Geordi, tell me about... Tasha Yar." Aww.





- Preparing for major tearfest.
- *sigh* Wesley's back in grey.
- Teehee! Dopey Wesley grin!
- I'm fairly sure the dude under the initial shape of Lal is the same guy that was in that horrible Matriarchy Planet episode.
- Wow. Picard is being a total douchebag.
- Wow. Agendered Lal has a huuuuge muscular ass! Awesome!
- Picard Nipple ahoy!
- Man. Data's life as far as his rights go, has been non-stop fuckery.
- "He's biting that female!" ROFLMAO.
- Oh, poor Riker! LOL.
- "We must strive to be more than we are." Oh, Data. If only everyone followed that idea.
- Awww. Holding hands.
- This admiral is SUCH an asshole.
- Poor Lal. :( She's scared.
- "_I_ am Starfleet, Captain!" ROFLMAO FOREVER.
- See what an asshole you are, Admiral?
- Aww. Data breaks my heart.





- Why is it that so many black people are cast as Klingons?
- Wesley and Data's gossip sessions are so adorable.
- I don't remember much about this episode. It better not be a "HAW HAW! Klingons, amirite?!" episode.
- AHAHA! Officer with an EPIC side-pony! IT's the NINETIES, YO!
- Riker, can you ever sit in a chair like a normal person? Why must you mount everything?
- AHHAhaha. Wesley, honey... A lot of people don't like you.
- Oh, that's right. Worf's bro.
- ON THE KLINGON HOMEWORLD, EVERYBODY SHOUTS, ALL THE TIME. IT IS A WORLD OF CAPSLOCK.
- I love how Picard is there for his crew. He puts everything on the line for them. I love him.

Comments

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[meleth.livejournal.com]

A lot of black people were cast as Klingons because it was initially decided that it would be easier to match the makeup to African-American skin tones, iirc.

[xedra.livejournal.com]

Tasha was so awesome. Tasha and Guinan in the same episode is wonderful.

OMG, "Offspring"... this episode breaks my heart.