Star Trek: TNG Rewatch

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- This episode is a real "Kumbaya Fuckers" kind of thing. If everyone claps their hands, Tinkerbell, er, I mean the Traveller comes back to life and the Enterprise goes back home! And one day, Wesley will get his wings!
- I gotta say though, that one actor playing the arrogant engineer dude, he is *really* good at playing an asshole. That's a real skill. He even managed to play him likeable in the end. Amazing!
- I am the hugest Wesley Crusher fan you'll ever meet, and even I can't buy a captain giving a kid an acting ensign role on the strength of some space hippy saying that he knows his shit. And I fucking hate those jumpers. Poor kid.


Lonely Among Us

- Okay, so the aliens in this are cobra-like reptilians. They've got deadly enemies staying on the ship and we don't know what they look like. I vote they should look like humanoid Mongooses.
- AHAHAHA. When Worf is zapped my the creature, he does the "Y U NO" face! ROFLMAO!
- OMG THEY TOTALLY ARE MONGOOSES. THEY HAVE WHISKERS AND LITTLE BLACK NOSES AND SHIT. AWESOME! ROFLMAO.
- Dude. This is such bullshit. ROFLMAO. Picard naffed off into space as an energy? Right. Beamed him back? Okay. LOL!
- ONE OF THE MONGOOSES HAS TRIED TO EAT A COBRA DELEGATE. TASHA IS LIKE, "DUDE, SHIT IS REAL" and RIKER IS LIKE, "YO, THE CAPTAIN'S TIRED." SURE, THE CAPTAIN'S TIRED BUT A PERSON IS DEAD, MAN!
- WAIT. THAT'S THE END JOKE?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?

Justice

- Beamed down to Edo. HELLO BUTTCHEEKS! I don't think this is an appropriate place for impressionable youths. There's people making out left, right and centre. Not that I'm not sex-positive, but they're an alien race. They might have diseases or some shit.
- "I must welcome this lovely one..." Blondguy hugs Deanna, who's all "Huh?!" EW, CREEPY! Back off, Blond Guy!
- Oh Tasha, you player. She likes blond guy hugs.
- "Healthy sensuality, sir," is Deanna's appraisal. Well, good to know, D, good to know.
- "I welcome this huge one." Oh, Worf. Never free of the problematic bullshit. Well, at least you're enjoying yourself!
- "Of course we can run!" But why the fuck would you want to?
- "It's like an Eden here." Yes. A white, Aryan Eden.
- And Wesley's off with his new friends. Off to experience his first hamfisted grope from an alien girl. *sniffles* They grow up so quickly these days.
- Blonde wigs and butt-cheeks. What a paradise.
- OMG leader guy has the worst case of Camel-toe I have EVER SEEN.
- Christmas bauble of DOOM gives Data an Informational Glasgow Kiss.
- Yeah right. Wil Wheaton doesn't strike me as particularly athletic. So cartwheels? I don't think so.
- Oh, Wesley, you are so adorably awkward.
- Couple making out hotly in the garden. Oh God. *headdesk* Roddenberry, you were such a perv. LOL.
- WOAH. Full groping! Clothed coital! Seriously, it's like Roddenberry got this new series and was like, "Whatever I couldn't get away with in the 60s, I'm going to do NOW."
- "I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander. I am a warrior." ... That's why you were hugging up that blonde woman a few hours ago?
- "Wesley? The Boy?" You know, I call my cat "the Boy", and it's funny because he's not a boy - he's a male cat. But I like to call him that because it bestows him personhood. It has the opposite effect with humans.
- BAM. Right in the azalias! Good going, Wesley.
- "I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie." OH GOD. ROFLMAO.
- Oh. So old people have to wear covering shorts? For a people that are open and sensual, they're kinda age-phobic.
- In the lights of the studio, you can see that the Edo woman is wearing a terrible headpiece. LOL.
- And she's wearing a full wig again. Weird.
- When Beverly is worried about Wesley, it breaks my heart.
- Wait. Wesley is being held by aliens, and he's going to be executed. And Picard is all, "Let's have more talk, Data." LOL. I LOVE THIS GUY.
- "Whatever the cost, I will not allow them to execute your son." Picard/Beverly FOR LIFE, YO.
- Gotta love a Captain that talks his way out of deep shit.