Songs I sing to my cats.

[logansrogue]

Sometimes, I sing songs to my cats, and I change the words to those songs so they make sense. Sometimes, it gets funny. Examples:

- "Carry on my waywaaard caaaat! There'll be peace when you are faaat! Put your squishy head to reeest! Don't you meow no more!"
- "WHATCHA doin with all that junk? All that junk sittin' in your trunk? Your bumps! Your humps! Your fluffy kitty rumps!"
- "Squishin' on my titty like you wanted me, callin' me all the time, Jus' like Blondie, check out her kitty behind, it's fat all of the time! Like fat Rogie squishes! What else is in the mishes of Bishes?" (Last bit admittedly makes not one lick of sense, but I sing this when she's meowing incessantly to be in the same room/area as me).


All I can remember for now.

Comments

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

I sing the first one all the time ;pure bliss to find it in Supernatural.I bnever thought of the cat version. I make up song like the brushing song we pretty much goes "brushy ,brushy,we have our brushies"And the others are the cat's own name with anything that rhymes with it.

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

Hahaha omg these are amazing. :3

[wiccarowan.livejournal.com]

We have (to the tune of Vindaloo):

Shave the cat. Shave the cat. Shave the cat, shave the cat na na!
(etc)
Shave the cat, cos he's furry and he's fat.
Yes, grab a razor, shave the cat! Cal-vin!


ETA We have never actually shaved either one of our cats. We just sing about it. And also:

"Fluff! Aaa-ahhh! It's on every one of us..."

[anarchicq.livejournal.com]

Ohh, so THIS is why I made up a random song at them about how everything needs to eat food.

[veronica-rich.livejournal.com]

I'm lazy, so I prefer to stick with the classics as handed down to us on high from the greats like The Presidents of the United States of America:

KITTY ON MAH FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!
KITTY ON MAH FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!
KITTY ON MAH FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!
KITTY ON MAH FOOT AND I WANNA TOUCH IT!
MEOWWWW MEOWWWW MEOW MEOW MEOWMEOW

But the Lumps one is cute, as well. I take it that was a recording from the popular Black-Ring-Eyed Pees, featuring Fluffie on lead vocals?

[melalucci.livejournal.com]

Haha! I have many embarrassing songs and nicknames for my cats, too, and I used to have them for my dog as well.

[dilettantiquity.livejournal.com]

I am delighted and relieved by all the other people who indulge in Catsong. :)

Things sung at Azzy (the ex's cat) and Willow (mine, meow and brain impaired, only able to beep adorably):

"God said to Azzy, there's gonna be a rainy rainy; get all the Azraels, into the arky arky!"

"Everyone's your friend in New York City; everything is beautiful, when you're young and kitty..."

"Kiiiities, all alone in the moonlight, is there anyone out there, or is this kitty alone? In the lamplight the Azraels creep down the street, and the Willows, boop at the moon."

What's New Pussycat does not require amendment.

[drbunsen.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I sing "You're a silly pumpkin head" to the tune of In The Hall Of The Mountain King from Peer Gynt. Yeah.

[mysanal.livejournal.com]

I used to sing "I love I love I love my calico girl" and "Psycho kitty - q'est ca ce" to my Annie kitty.

Maggie got Aerosmith: "Magpie living in a movie, hot cat mommy's little cutie"