Merlin: 3.10

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- The Arthur and Gwen theme is the prettiest fucking thing ever. Just sayin'.
- Morgana's nightmare? What is she, an Arthur/Merlin slasher? (That's a JOKE!)
- Angel Coulby is gorgeous and I love her!!
- Arthur, you're such a twit!! Morgana be playin' you like a harmonica!
- OH Merlin, you too?! Numpty!
- I swear, Gwen is the only one with a lick of sense and *that* is why Morgana fears her.
- Oh, she's so pretty in orange with flowers in her hair!! *SIGH*
- Ka-KAW! DONG!!! HHAHAHAHA!
- GOD, I WANT MORGANA'S EVIL VIOLET ROBE.
- CHERRY TOMATOES?! In THE DARK AGES!? ROFLMAO!
- God, Arthur would be screwed without Merlin, wouldn't he?
- Yeah, Morgana! Race Uther to Arthur and Gwen's ruination!! HUZZAH!
- OPEN MOUTH KISSING. I LIKE IT, I JUST WISH MORGANA WASN'T ALONG FOR THE COCK-BLOCK OF THE CENTURY!
- BUSTED.
- Okay, Uther is laughing at him.
- Oh, Uther, you utter jerk. "You've had your fun" She's not a RIDE ON A PONY.
- You silly fool, Arthur. Gwen's DEED NOW.
- Me? Crying? No. Just schmutz stuck in my eye. Shuddup.
- BANISHED. Arthur sad! *sniffles*
- MORGANA IS REALLY, REALLY EVIL, YO. AND I REALLY NEED TO HAVE THE PURPLE BEADED DRESS.
- AAAARGH. GOD DAMN I HATE SEEING THEM GET PLAYED LIKE THIS.
- OH UTHER IT IS ON, FUCKER. NOBODY TREATS MY GWEN BOO LIKE THAT! *ANGRY FACE OF DOOM*
- Uh-oh. Eyebrow from Gaius. He clearly disapproves of such racist, misogynistic bullshit.
- Oh, Arthur, baby! I just want to hug you!
- TRAGIC KISS! NOW I'm SOBBING!
- Merlin is SO adorable, and SUCH an Arthur/Gwen shipper. ROFL.
- OH, HE'S SO CUTE ALL OLD LIKE THAT!
- Yes, one day, Merlin, one day you'll look like Gandalf. Or is it that Gandalf looks like you? Yes, I think that's it.
- THE NOISES HE'S MAKING. HOW CAN I BE CRYING ONE MINUTE AND CHORTLING THE NEXT?! ROFL!!
- DRAGOON, THE GREAT!
- Oh, fuck you, Colin, for making me laugh so hard! I'm sick and I have a headache and this wonderful hilarity is making it WORSE.
- EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T RUN ME THROUGH! Oh, COLIN!!!!!
- AAwwww, Arthur would recognise his boo anywhere. <3
- AHa, I love Morgana's face when shit goes wrong for her.
- Wait - they had test tubes in the Dark Ages? Perfect, symmetrical test tubes?!
- CSI: CAMELOT WITH AGENT GAIUS!
- WAKE UP OLD MAN!
- Oh, Merlin, this is one royal fuckin' pickle you've gotten yourself into, isn't it?
- DRINK THE POTION, you DINGLEBERRY!
- AHahAHA. I don't know why Merlin's clueless act is hilarious, but it is.
- Ohhh, sob time again. Poor babbies! *SNIFF*

Next week:

- We're HOW many episodes away from the finale and we're wasting a week on MAGIC DUDDERS?! Seriously, guys?! Like, another Magical Tourney episode!? GOD DAMN IT.

Comments

[heather.livejournal.com]

I swear, Gwen is the only one with a lick of sense and *that* is why Morgana fears her.

never seen it put so perfectly!

[simply-shipping.livejournal.com]

I won't be able to watch it until Monday! ;_; And I love Gwen, so without even seeing the episode, I totes agree with Gwen being the only one with sense.