AHA! I'm not weak, I'm BETTER EQUIPPED!

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Scientists discover "Tipsy" gene.

Living and growing up in a culture like Australia's, you can believe I get no end of shit for getting trashed on two glasses of wine. I would get utterly FUCK-FACED on Bacardi Breezers in my early to mid twenties, and I'm talking five of them. Five of them would wreck me utterly, and they were about ten percent or so alcohol. The most alcohol I ever drank in one night was a bottle of Cadbury Liquer. I'm sad they don't still make that cause that shit was FUCKING AWESOME. Not nice after you throw it up, though.

I would often get, "AHaha! She's Cadbury!" (Gets drunk on a glass and a half, which is not untrue). And I'd get called weak as piss, but it was okay cause I was a chick.

But no, no no. My system isn't faulty, I'm not weak, it's actually the other way around. My body is better able to break down the alcohol, so that's why I get drunk quicker.

I, for one, like my sparkly Tipsy gene.

Comments

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

Lol,me too.I like it,it means drinking costs less and I don't get hangovers because my body processes it out faster too.Actually,I get drunkish then stay at that level for a long time without getting trashed.

[annlarimer.livejournal.com]

Five Bacardi Breezers is a lot of Bacardi Breezers.

[hippiegal22.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with tipsy genes! ;)