Open Letter...
Aug. 18th, 2010 12:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logansrogueDear Uterus,
Okay, I'm-a gonna name you Rasputin from now on. Total drugs I have downed this evening:
- 2 Ponstan
- 1 Lyrica
- 2 Dolased (codeine and doxyaliwhatsit)
And I STILL feel the fucking cramps. What the hell are you, the next Terminator? Not only does your vaginal end have the ability to reject cocks, no matter how much the person I'm with wants to insert it (How the HELL did you learn THAT one without my knowing it?!), there-by making so I'm cock-blocked by my OWN VAGINA, but you also have the ability to withstand multiple doses of quite powerful painkillers (two of which are ideal for dysmenorrhea).
I think it's proof positive that you, my dear reproductive organ, are evil incarnate. I can't help but admire you a little for it, you vicious splodge, you.
Grudging amounts of love,
N.
Okay, I'm-a gonna name you Rasputin from now on. Total drugs I have downed this evening:
- 2 Ponstan
- 1 Lyrica
- 2 Dolased (codeine and doxyaliwhatsit)
And I STILL feel the fucking cramps. What the hell are you, the next Terminator? Not only does your vaginal end have the ability to reject cocks, no matter how much the person I'm with wants to insert it (How the HELL did you learn THAT one without my knowing it?!), there-by making so I'm cock-blocked by my OWN VAGINA, but you also have the ability to withstand multiple doses of quite powerful painkillers (two of which are ideal for dysmenorrhea).
I think it's proof positive that you, my dear reproductive organ, are evil incarnate. I can't help but admire you a little for it, you vicious splodge, you.
Grudging amounts of love,
N.
