Porn for women.

[logansrogue]

Suggestion No. 1:  Hot Men Cooking.

It would be chock-a-block footage of young, beautiful men cooking exquisite food.   Clothing optional, but hey, being fully clothed is even more of a tease (I like it).   Glancing at the camera and smiling a bonus.   Being from Europe a plus.  As are beautiful arms and a sensitive-looking face.

No thrusting, grunting or sex is even needed.  Just a beautiful man cooking beautiful food.   I'll be sitting back, fantasising about the hot man making me food and cleaning up afterwards.  *fans self*  Lawd have mercy!

What would be your idea of a good porn, ladies?

Comments

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I've had a man cook for me naked, it was wonderful.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Well, we're still friends and I don't want to embarrass him. I will say one thing - it was shake-n-bake pancakes. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[hotclaws.livejournal.com]

I will concede that men cooking bacon in a frying pan need an apron

[come-love-sleep.livejournal.com]

Mm. My porn? Beautiful men doing kata.
One-track mind? Maaaaaybe.

(When I was still considerably more frail with asthma than I am now, and just getting over pneumonia, I had fifteen-minute jigeiko with one of my senpai who is fast as a wind and sharp as a scorpion. I ended up fainting. I came to with him checking my pulse under my men, murmuring "Are you conscious? Can you hear me?" and when I mumbled an affirmative, he said, in the softest, kindest, somehow most-sinister voice ever, "Then you just lie there. You lie there as long as you need. But be aware that I will make you pay for this later, okay? I'm going to punish you for it."
It shouldn't have been suggestive to me, but oh, god, was I having some really fantastic dreams for a bit after that...)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Wow. Sounds gruelling. Whatever turns you on, I guess! :D

[greteldragon.livejournal.com]

The real porn would be if he did the dishes.

I mean that's the stuff of a real fantasy. :P

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

You know it, baby! "Oh yeah! Scrub the bolognese stains! Scrub it harder! Oh oh oh!"

[3starsinmyeyes.livejournal.com]

*droolz uncontrollably*

they need to have a really good back, hell can we just have a half dressed Oded Fehr cook for us and get it over with?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

THAT is some shit I can seriously get behind. Mmmmm. Oded Fehr. Cooking foooooood.

[shantari.livejournal.com]

Cooking is manly!! (Or "manry" which fangirls have led me to believe is an appropriate spelling.)