A most gorgeous day at the beach.

[logansrogue]

Took my nieces to the beach with Dad and Scotty today. Wow. It's SO BEAUTIFUL out there. The water is cool but not too cold. After you get it in it's beautifully warm. I could have lived in that water, I swear. Lots of little whiting out there, I swam with them, mermaid-style. Well, with a great honking snorkel and goggles on but I'm only a land-going mammal with sensitive orifices. It was so blue and sparkling and beautiful out there!! A lovely warm easterly and the currents weren't too rough, very easy to predict. There was a chopper out to keep an eye on sharks too.

But the total shocker for me? THE BABES. Oh my GOD. Me and my brother were going to lose our tongues and eyeballs they were hanging out of our heads so much! Women just taking off their bikini tops and lying on the beach with their gajungas out! And one particularly beautiful young woman with long natural blonde hair and a curvy figure was wearing a G-STRING bikini bottom! She had this lovely round behind, it was so nice to see a girl who's not skin and bones and had natural blonde hair rather than that ratty bleached shit. She was just gorgeous and she bent over in her G-STRING and I'm like, "Don't look, don't look, don't... good GOD the HOTNESS!" It's very difficult to resist that. I like to think that I looked at the pretty womens but I didn't ogle or demean them. Besides, I know that I, personally, don't wear my dresses or outfits low-cut or revealing if I don't want to get looked at. My inner feminist was all, "Don't be a pig!" and my inner lesbian was all "GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY!"

Scotty was *totally* enjoying the show. There were so many women undressing themselves at the beach, it was nuts. Just taking their tops off and I'm like, "This isn't even a nude beach!!"

OH oh, there was this dude, right, walking up and down the beach walk and he's got this HUGE black moustache and dark hair and me and Scotty were shooting Borat lines at each other. The dude was a tad creepy. But it might just be cause he looks like Borat.

Aaaaanyway, I'm going to eat some foods, take some pills, settle down and watch some Mythbusters and drool over Kari some more.

I'm becoming a total Kari Byron fangirl.

Comments

[secrets-n-lies.livejournal.com]

oooh which beach was THIS??? *gets oogling eyes on*

i'm heading down to swannie this weekend to be at one with nature *grin*

[helen-jess.livejournal.com]

Your post totally made me laugh. It's nice there was a nice naturally pretty girl for you to perve on.

I've been avoiding the beach as I hate the feeling of the sun burning my skin and the nights are getting more and more dodgy at Cottesloe.

I wish I was a mermaid and just live in the beautiful clear blue ocean. :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Uhm, it was North Cott. North Cott is *gorgeous*, cause not too many people go there and there's reefs and fishies! :D

If you ever wanna hang at the beach with me, lemme know! (I meant it when I said I wanted to live there LOL).

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

You need to go in the late afternoon when the sun isn't so warm. You know, from about 5 to 8. I'll go with you, if you like! :D I want to get as much swimming done while the weather's good. I need the exercise!

(And I would protect you from the jerks at Cott if you went there).

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

Was the Borat guy wearing a Borat mankini?? Ugh!

[secrets-n-lies.livejournal.com]

i will DEFINITELY take you up on that :)

my camera should be repaired by next weekend, so will let you know and we can plan photoshoooot!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Hell naw! Thank God!

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! WHEE!!