The official story is "Paul missed."

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Okay, so I have a huge freaking egg growing in the middle of my forehead.  In leaping to catch Rogue outside, I slipped on the grass,  misjudged the distance of a wheelbarrow full of sand and cracked my head, nose and cheek on the wooden handle.  I look like a victim of spousal abuse.  Either that or I've been attacked by a great hard knob.

I have two parties to go to and I look ridiculopus! Typo, cause I'm typing without looking at the screen and "ridiculopus" is far too funny not to keep up.  I think I'm getting  headache, to go along with the aching face-bones.  OW.