Meme Time!
Oct. 7th, 2008 03:28 pm[1] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Absolutely not. Its legal situation doesn't change the horrible damage it does to a person.
[2] Abortion: for or against it?
Totally up to the woman - it's her body, her choice. Personally, I'll never do it. (Unless I was raped, maybe). But if I accidentally got pregnant, I'd keep it, I don't care what anyone else (including the father) says.
[3] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No. But I think we'd be fucked if there were an incompetent one (as we can see with Dubya).
[4] Do you believe in the death penalty?
It's not something you can 'believe' in, but I don't support it. It's an ugly horrible thing.
[5] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Well, in a way, yes. Lots of police resources are wasted on trying to limit the trafficing of a plant that is, let's face it, not really any more dangerous than alcohol or tobacco.
[6] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm for sex when one wants it with a willing and happy partner. I don't care if they're married or not, or of the same gender.
[7] Do you believe in God?
Absolutely. Whether that God is the God that other people believe in, who knows. :)
[8] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yes, yes and yes.
[9] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Well, I'm Australian, so I don't really have an opinion on that. All I know is there are a lot of people in the world that are trying to escape awful things. I wish I could help all of them.
[10] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Sure, if the family will help her. I've seen that happen before, the baby is brought up as a sibling and then they find out when they're older that big sis is really Mum. It's awkward but it's better than never knowing your real parent.
[11] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
I'm from Australia, that is the age of legal alcohol consumption. There's nothing wrong with responsible drinking. I think that kids should be brought up better to understand that binge drinking is a dead-end cultural behaviour.
[12] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I think more focus should be put on Afghanistan and the horrible suffering that is happening there. Iraq is about the oil, pure and simple.
[13] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
It's illegal. That's a fact - it's against the law. Whether it's right or not... well that's a hard call. It's kind of like abortion, I think. It's up to the person who is suffering. But if they do make it legal, it should be very strictly run so that people don't just go offing themselves because they can't be bothered living anymore (I mean, people do that anyway but you get what I mean). The last thing you'd want is the world going all Soylent Green.
[14] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Personally, no. I will never lay a hand on any of my children. I know my boyfriend believes in a tap on the bum but it's not something that I'd ever do.
[15] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
For a million dollars I'd use an American flag as a tampon. It's just a piece of material. The love of your country and your people is more than symbolism - it's in your spirit. *ETA: My brother was rather shocked at my statement, and mentioned the gay pride flag and doing hideous things to it. I said to him, "Oh, I'd wear that one as a tampon too if it meant a million bucks." It's more of a statement of how painfully DIRT POOR I am rather than my disrespect for any collective of peoples.
[16] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
I don't entirely trust Obama, but it's the sort of not trust that I have for most politicians. McCain and Palin give me blind fear and despair. It really does literally frighten me that there are so many people in America that would actually vote for those morons.
[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
I figure most people know I feel this way about things. I don't expect my friends to feel the same way, I figure that everyone's different and believes different things, it's all good.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?
Ooh, a couple of weeks ago maybe? Three?
WHEN IS THE NEXT TIME YOU'LL HAVE SEX?
Probably at some point when my boy returns from up north. He could use the pick-me-up after ten days work.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU HAVE SEX?
I masturbate every day or so. I have sex with my boyfriend whenever I can.
HOW OFTEN DO YOU WANT SEX?
A lot. But I've got gynaecological problems so it makes it a bit painful for me.
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
No. Dry humped, but no sexy sex. And it was on the roof of a gay club - everyone was sexing there.
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?
Sex without laughing is like dinner without pudding.
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?
No crying, but I do wince cause of the endo. Everything hurts.
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
Cuddle and snoozing. I'm a total guy when it comes to sex, I really suck in that respect. Orgasm and then bang - I'm out.
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Uhm, I can't really. Once someone has been with me during an orgasm, they immediately know the difference between a real one and a fake one. A real one I feel to my toes.
DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?
Mildly dirty talk is fine. Saying "Shut up and let me fuck you bitch" will earn me closing my legs immediately.
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
No.
EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
Heh, I've had lots of different numbers and combinations. ;)
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
No. I like to focus on the person when I'm having sex.
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?
No.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
25 (coital with penis), and 23 (fooling around, having oral sex).
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Well, other than the predictable list of celebrities, my boyfriend. I miss fooling around with my female friends in the spa, too. (Oh girls, it's been too long! I want to snuggle your jubblies!)
DO YOU LIKE 69?
Not really. I'm not crazy on giving oral.
ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
I was until you asked, thanks. (Weird reaction I've had since the trauma). I'm too sore and sleepy, really.
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Not enough room.
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO?
Yes, we're dear friends.
EVER TAKE SOMEONE'S VIRGINITY?
I've fooled about with girls for their first time, but I've never gone *into* them, as it were, so no.
EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Dude, DUDE, NO!
...
Actually, I have snogged Tina's Tommo. But that was before they were going out and so I don't think it shoudl count.
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
No.
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Wonderful!
LINGERIE?
A wonderful thing I rarely get to enjoy.
EVER BEEN A TEACHER/MENTOR TO SOMEONE?
Erm, I have no idea.
WHAT FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL DO YOU USE?
IUD and condoms.
EVER GIVE OR RECEIVE THE SHOCKER?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE?
Every day or so.
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
No.
MORNING, NOON, OR NIGHT SEX?
Whenever I'm ready for it.
ARE YOU TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
Natural but I plan to wax and trim at some point.
DO YOU PREFER YOUR PARTNER TO BE TRIMMED, SHAVED, or NATURAL?
guys - natural is my preference, but if they want to do crazy shit, it's up to them. No hair weirds me out though.
Guys - natural. Women - their preference.
ARE YOU LOUD DURING SEX?
I bring the house down.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION?
Whatever doesn't hurt.
WHERE IS THE MOST PUBLIC PLACE YOU'VE HAD SEX?
My house? I dunno.
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Date: 2008-10-07 09:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-10-07 11:58 pm (UTC)For a million dollars I'd use an American flag as a tampon.
*flails & dies laughing*
Hell, I would, too. I do not believe my flag is sacred. One of my fav moments on West Wing(and in their act in general)was Penn & Teller 'burning' the Stars and Stripes at the Prez's daughter's b-day party in the White House. Everyone in the ep goes ape shit over it, but I thought it was a great statement.
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Date: 2008-10-08 04:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-10-08 04:42 am (UTC)Heh, that episode sounds hilarious! I mean, I have a love for my country's flag, but I'm not going to lose my shit if someone burns it. I'd like to think that the country is stronger than one person burning an abstract symbol.
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Date: 2008-10-08 05:28 am (UTC)