AHAHAHAHAHA!

[logansrogue]

There are hundreds of would-be models across the road from me right now, lining up on the Showgrounds Verge waiting to try out for Australia's Next Top Model.

They're about to get rained on. The only thing they're getting for free from people in vans is vitamin water.

And I just ate cake at them. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! Mmm, DELICIOUS CAKE!!!

CAKE, GIRLS! CAKE! DELICIOUS SUGARY FATTY CAKE!

I'm *so* tempted to order pizza.