Bloody reproductive system.

[logansrogue]

Dear Right Ovary,

Stop it. No, really, stop it. I don't care if that little nodule of fertile goodness is ready to pop, for God's sakes, YOU'RE HURTING ME. I can't SLEEP. I feel like someone has nailed me to the bed via my RIGHT HIP. Why can't you be like all the OTHER OVARIES in the world that DON'T HURT? FUCK!!!

Yours,
Nancy.
PS: I know you've been conniving with Miss Uterus to make my life hell. Don't you deny it, bitch.

Comments

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

Does that work? Maybe I should start talking to my sister's bone marrow and immune system. Do they listen?

[asweetdownfall.livejournal.com]

Aw, Nancy. -hugs-

I feel bad for saying this, but your letter made me chuckle.

[xedra.livejournal.com]

*hug*

The PS totally made me laugh, too.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

No. But I feel better for it. :)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

That is the point. They're making humour and laughs out of an annoying situation. :)

[sir-devans.livejournal.com]

Bugga