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Seriously. I feel like someone is stabbing me repeatedly in the pelvis. In various areas. I hate taking codeine, it's not something I want to do but I can't go on with the pain, it's awful, it's just so bloody awful! :(

Anybody wanna swap lives? How about you, Lindsay Lohan? You're so upset and depressed and everything. Lemme be a reasonably healthy young woman with more money than I know what to do with and a music career I could have if I got up off my butt and stopped being a stupid selfish brat for five minutes. You can be a sick, dirt poor woman who, other than her various health problems, has a pretty awesome life. But you have to pay a down deposit cause if you do anything to my cat, I swear I'll kill you.

Ugh.

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Date: 2007-09-10 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canellaphile.livejournal.com
Uterus pain is really the most terrible thing.

LOL, Lohan. I think she already did the Freaky Friday thing. Maybe she could do a sequel, where she switches places with you. But then you'd have her arrest record!! yikes.

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Date: 2007-09-12 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robin99.livejournal.com
You'd be getting a bad liver if you swapped with LiLo.

If I could choose, I'd swap with Keira and eat 5 million pounds of chocolate.

(hugs)

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Date: 2007-09-12 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
That's a very good idea. Then I would have snogged Olrando in all those movies. GREAT idea!

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Date: 2007-09-12 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
I mean ORLANDO. Not Ol' Rando. LOL! Sounds like a porn name!!

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Date: 2007-09-12 11:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] robin99.livejournal.com
shush, Ol' Rando is Orly's seekrit pr0n name...

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Date: 2007-09-13 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] logansrogue.livejournal.com
I'll call him Ol' Rando ANY time! *swoon*

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