Dear God,
I had a morning of cramps not being QUITE so bad. Note the word 'cramps'. This does not cover JABBING ENDO PAIN.
And now - cramps again. Agonising, nausea inducing, bowel-irritating CRAMPS FROM HELL!
I'd really like to know what I did in a past life to deserve this. Was I a farting, grunting, wife-beating misogynist? Because I'm not anymore. I've learnt the error of my ways (if I ever WAS erring in that way). Now I'm a hairy-pitted, flag-waving, swearing, opinionated feminist.
Yup. Feminist here. Go womyn. Vagina power.
... I'm still hurting. Is this a life-long thing? How does that work? I want my karma to be instant, damn it all!
*heavy sigh*
Okay. You go on being omnipotent (albeit infuriatingly so). I'll go on being a writhing wreck of woman.
Yours faithfully,
Nancy.
I had a morning of cramps not being QUITE so bad. Note the word 'cramps'. This does not cover JABBING ENDO PAIN.
And now - cramps again. Agonising, nausea inducing, bowel-irritating CRAMPS FROM HELL!
I'd really like to know what I did in a past life to deserve this. Was I a farting, grunting, wife-beating misogynist? Because I'm not anymore. I've learnt the error of my ways (if I ever WAS erring in that way). Now I'm a hairy-pitted, flag-waving, swearing, opinionated feminist.
Yup. Feminist here. Go womyn. Vagina power.
... I'm still hurting. Is this a life-long thing? How does that work? I want my karma to be instant, damn it all!
*heavy sigh*
Okay. You go on being omnipotent (albeit infuriatingly so). I'll go on being a writhing wreck of woman.
Yours faithfully,
Nancy.
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Date: 2006-07-19 10:25 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 12:25 pm (UTC)Anyways, hope you get better *hugs*
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Date: 2006-07-19 12:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 12:36 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 12:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 01:00 pm (UTC)Hope this makes you smile
Date: 2006-07-19 02:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 02:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 03:49 pm (UTC)Re: Hope this makes you smile
Date: 2006-07-19 04:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-19 05:26 pm (UTC)Hope you feel better!