Eeek!

[logansrogue]

The thing I hate most about work is not being able to fart when you need to.

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[obeisance.livejournal.com]

o_O

Perhaps it's time for a short restroom break? =p

[dafwarg.livejournal.com]

see, that's when you fart quietly :P I thought you were the only one in your cell anyway?

[pixienymph.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

Wow, that's so true.

[jakie-em.livejournal.com]

one of my work mates used to have a tag line on his emails which I think is appropriate here "just do it"

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

Just cough or make a loud noise as you do it?

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I share a cell. No freeform fluffing here.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

It's okay, I just went to the toilet. :-P

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

:))

[obeisance.livejournal.com]

ps. Feel free to ask me to remove you from my list.. It's been a billion years and I still haven't met you. And you haven't friended me back.. sorta feel like I'm intruding. =p

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not intruding. Comment all you like. I just reached a point a while back where I stopped adding people back, because if I added everyone that friended be, then I'd have a friends list that would take a week to get through. I hadn't realised you'd friended me though. We'll run into each other sometime - I'll friend you back when I get home. :) *hug*

[obeisance.livejournal.com]

I friended you like.. uh.. immediately. =p

Some four months. Thbbbt.

And okay. Woo.

And you're never on MSN/ICQ/Whatever anymore. *pout*

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm busy a lot. I don't use the chat programmes too much and if I do, it's at some weird hour that only americans are on. Don't worry, you'll run into me eventually.

[toni-nails.livejournal.com]

I say let 'er rip. Not enough workplaces have enough laughter.

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* Once, at a party, my sister and her husband were playing a song on the guitar, and singing really sweetly (like that movie, A Mighty Wind) and right in the most dramatic and sweet part of the song, I poised and let a huge one go (I was REALLY drunk). They both cracked up and said it was beautiful, and being as drunk as I was, I was pretty proud. I was totally embarrassed in the morning, though. :)

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA well, you could do an LBO (which everyone knows you did), or an SBD (which leaves them wondering, and you have to fan the air and say "Who did THAT?!!" ;)

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

lol I went to the bathroom and did a LAE (loud and echoey, but also very private LOL)

[dejaspirit.livejournal.com]

*spews milk on keyboard*

Who says? Widen the cheeks and let it slide....

[logansrogue.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Maybe if you work at a very noisy workplace. I work in a quiet, cramped office. Not the polite thing to do, unfortunately.

[toni-nails.livejournal.com]

That's hot.

I remember a time when I was doing yoga, I had stupidly eaten before the session, and the whole time during the 2-hour workout, my stomach and bowels were begging to blow one off. Anyhoo, it got to towards the end of the session, and we had to do this cockroach roll on the floor, which is supposed be great for your spine. But because you use you stomach muscles to roll yourself, and the way your butt pokes out, because you tuck your legs up against your chest, I farted in mid-roll. It was, like, an absolute bum flapper. Christ, I was so embarrassed. Hehehehe!

[annearchy.livejournal.com]

LOLOL