Third Doctor/Master Lols

Jo: But I still don't get it!
Three: Well, it's perfectly simple, Jo. My TARDIS is inside [The Master's TARDIS].
Jo: Yes, but *his* is inside *yours*!
Three: Yes, we're both inside each other.

Me: *sniggers*

Third Doctor LOLs:

Jo: I seem to have bruised my tailbone. [pouts adorably]
Third: Sorry about your coccyx, Jo, but these little things are sent to try us.
Jo: My what?!
Third: Coccyx. Your tail bone!
The Master: [from the viewscreen] *I'm* sorry about your coccyx *too*, Miss. Grant!

Me: ROFLMAO!!

Third Doctor Fangirling

Dudes. The endings to the Third Doctor episodes can be so fucking hilarious. I just watched the end to The Three Doctors.

Wife: Where've you been! I've been worried sick! (usual worried wife stuff)
Old Gamekeeper dude: [Pauses, thinks about the adventure he's been on with the Doctor to another universe, looks at her flatly] You'd never believe me, Mum. Dinner on the table?

Also, my brother is playing the main guitar hook from Bijou by Queen, he's practicing in his room. It started just as Three was having his deep, sad, philisophical moment about what he had to do to save the day. It was kind of appropriate and it came out of nowhere!! Queen and Jon Pertwee Doctor go well together!

As I'm watching these Third Doctor episodes, one thought dogs me...

I would give my left tit for Jo's collection of knee-high platform boots. The lines, the colours. They are things of supreme beauty.

I wouldn't mind raiding her closet either, but I doubt anything in her wardrobe would fit me. She looks tiny.