Parental QotD:

[Me and Mum are having a discussion about Doctor Who, and I'm mentioning how good Matt Smith is, especially coming up after such a popular Doctor. Mum stops and looks at me]

Mum: What DOES "Squeaky-bum time" mean?

[I'm laughing too hard to answer]

Mum: I'm going to google it!

[Still laughing to hard to say anything]