Okay, this shit isn't funny anymore.

Dear Labor,

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. Right now, right now, this country needs to you pull your head out of your fucking arse and do what you can to keep Abbott OUT OF GOVERNMENT. Because that man in power? Holy shit, it scares me. It really, really scares me. At this point in time, it's the lesser of two evils and holy SHIT is Abbott fucking evil.

I'm terrified. I'm not even exaggerating, I am like, seriously frightened for the future of this country if that fascist git gets in. It'll be WORSE than Howard. It'll be horrible. Even Costello things Abbott is a fuck-knuckle.

So Labor, please, DO SOMETHING. I don't know what it is you can do, shit is pretty bad, but do SOMETHING. Cause if Liberals get in power, and we're stuck with the Mad Monk, I WILL BLAME YOU. FOREVER. AND EVER.

No real affection,
Nancy.
PS - Julia Gillard, if I were you, I'd ditch Rudd and go for the Top Job yourself. I mean, I'd fuckin' vote for you.