OFFS PETER GARRETT!

Okay, so some of our people were in a boat off the southern oceans.

And then they get RAMMED BY A FUCKING HUGE WHALER SHIP. It was by the grace of God (or not if you don't believe in that sort of thing) that those people weren't killed!

And Peter Garrett sits on his fucking thumbs and vomits in his own mouth on air. WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!

When are people in this world gonna fucking stand up for the whales? God frikkin' DAMN IT.

I should just start a blog.

You know, about how bizarre and scary online dating can be.

I just got a message from some dude asking me if I'm wearing a wig in my photos. Like... is my hair that unbelievable? (O_o) It's not like it's at Cher 1989 proportions or anything...