Julie Bishop stepping down - the Shadenfruede is delicious!

In a totally unkarmic and bitchy move, I am rubbing my hands together and cackling madly at Julie Bishop's stepping down as Shadow Treasurer. Sure, she'll still be there in the crowd somewhere, but damn, I can't tell you how many years I've had to put up with her smug fucking face grinning back at me from posters at the local electoral office. And I knew it didn't matter what the fuck I put on my voting slip, SHE would get voted in for the seat I lived in. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

So, in a spiritually low, uncool move, may I just say:

TAKE THAT, YA CUNT!!

Shit.

I just realised that I have BitTorrent and a bunch of downloaded episodes of things on the HD of my laptop that is currently going in for repairs.

Do you think I'll get in trouble?! :(

Snack food

I want something sweet, light and crunchy.

Am I stuck with breakfast cereal?