You win this time, Mr. Cockroach.

Cockroach. 2 inches long. One of the red, flying American ones. It's decided that it LOVES my lamp and keeps careening into me when I'm sitting in my bed using my laptop. I can't sleep in there cause it will NOT leave me the fuck alone.

I am now hiding in the lounge, swearing at Rogue for not performing her feline duty of pest destruction.

Tomorrow I shall spray the SHIT out of the place. I will probably end up poisoning myself. :( Fucking insect.