Black Cockatoo Watch

24 Carnaby's Black Cockatoo flew overhead just now towards Swanbourne, the lake, possibly Bold Park.

I've bled so much today.

My toilet looked like a fake blood factory this morning. Or an abattoir. Something like that. And it just. won't. STOP.

Got it out Tuesday. Tis now Sunday. If I don't stop bleeding by Monday I will call the doctor. Again. >:[

Inappropriate Humour Hour with Johnny!

[Johnny is visiting with his Mum. He's my nephew with Cerebral Palsy, can't walk, can't talk, but can communicate through sounds and facial expressions. We're showing him my niece's Stephanie toy (Lazy Town) and he's thinking it's great. When you press the button, the doll talks.]

Stephanie Doll: Hi! I'm Stephanie!
Johnny: ...
Stephanie Doll: Bing bing bang and I'm ready to go!
Johnny: ...
Stephanie Doll: Get up and GO!
Nacey: He can't, you bitch!