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A most gorgeous day at the beach.
Jan. 15th, 2009 01:36 pmTook my nieces to the beach with Dad and Scotty today. Wow. It's SO BEAUTIFUL out there. The water is cool but not too cold. After you get it in it's beautifully warm. I could have lived in that water, I swear. Lots of little whiting out there, I swam with them, mermaid-style. Well, with a great honking snorkel and goggles on but I'm only a land-going mammal with sensitive orifices. It was so blue and sparkling and beautiful out there!! A lovely warm easterly and the currents weren't too rough, very easy to predict. There was a chopper out to keep an eye on sharks too.
But the total shocker for me? THE BABES. Oh my GOD. Me and my brother were going to lose our tongues and eyeballs they were hanging out of our heads so much! Women just taking off their bikini tops and lying on the beach with their gajungas out! And one particularly beautiful young woman with long natural blonde hair and a curvy figure was wearing a G-STRING bikini bottom! She had this lovely round behind, it was so nice to see a girl who's not skin and bones and had natural blonde hair rather than that ratty bleached shit. She was just gorgeous and she bent over in her G-STRING and I'm like, "Don't look, don't look, don't... good GOD the HOTNESS!" It's very difficult to resist that. I like to think that I looked at the pretty womens but I didn't ogle or demean them. Besides, I know that I, personally, don't wear my dresses or outfits low-cut or revealing if I don't want to get looked at. My inner feminist was all, "Don't be a pig!" and my inner lesbian was all "GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY!"
Scotty was *totally* enjoying the show. There were so many women undressing themselves at the beach, it was nuts. Just taking their tops off and I'm like, "This isn't even a nude beach!!"
OH oh, there was this dude, right, walking up and down the beach walk and he's got this HUGE black moustache and dark hair and me and Scotty were shooting Borat lines at each other. The dude was a tad creepy. But it might just be cause he looks like Borat.
Aaaaanyway, I'm going to eat some foods, take some pills, settle down and watch some Mythbusters and drool over Kari some more.
I'm becoming a total Kari Byron fangirl.
But the total shocker for me? THE BABES. Oh my GOD. Me and my brother were going to lose our tongues and eyeballs they were hanging out of our heads so much! Women just taking off their bikini tops and lying on the beach with their gajungas out! And one particularly beautiful young woman with long natural blonde hair and a curvy figure was wearing a G-STRING bikini bottom! She had this lovely round behind, it was so nice to see a girl who's not skin and bones and had natural blonde hair rather than that ratty bleached shit. She was just gorgeous and she bent over in her G-STRING and I'm like, "Don't look, don't look, don't... good GOD the HOTNESS!" It's very difficult to resist that. I like to think that I looked at the pretty womens but I didn't ogle or demean them. Besides, I know that I, personally, don't wear my dresses or outfits low-cut or revealing if I don't want to get looked at. My inner feminist was all, "Don't be a pig!" and my inner lesbian was all "GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY!"
Scotty was *totally* enjoying the show. There were so many women undressing themselves at the beach, it was nuts. Just taking their tops off and I'm like, "This isn't even a nude beach!!"
OH oh, there was this dude, right, walking up and down the beach walk and he's got this HUGE black moustache and dark hair and me and Scotty were shooting Borat lines at each other. The dude was a tad creepy. But it might just be cause he looks like Borat.
Aaaaanyway, I'm going to eat some foods, take some pills, settle down and watch some Mythbusters and drool over Kari some more.
I'm becoming a total Kari Byron fangirl.
