My boyfriend is too sweet.

He's also trying to make me fat, I think. He bought me the biggest bag of Maltesers I have *ever* seen today. It's going to take me months to get through all that!!!

I love my silly man. *happy sigh*

My cat is Chuck Norris.

Let me tell you, internets.

Some punk white cat keeps coming into our yard and taking on Lenny and trying to get his territory off him. Lenny isn't young, now, he's 12 going on 13. But fuck me if when Dad woke up this morning and looked outside, there weren't tufts of white cat fur scattered all over the front yard.

Do not fuck with Lenny, foreign kittens not of his territory. Cause he WILL CUT YOU. I've seen cats bigger than him running away in abject fear after taking him on. He IS a tiger.

That said, he's also a terrible sook. He loves cuddles and treats. I shall rain them down upon him the next time I see the poor old bugger. Hate it when I hear him being hassled at night and there's nothing I can do. (It was a storm outside, it was horrible!)