Oh, THIS old game again!

Dearest Uterus,

It's back to this old routine is it? I go to sleep, wake up from the pain numerous times in the night? Then, despite absolute exhaustion, be totally unable to sleep?

I don't *want* to take any codeine, but I am seriously considering it. Of course this makes no never-you-mind to you, but personally, I hate the come down twelve hours later. Sure, the initial effects are pretty amusing, and I figure playing Animal Crossing on my DS while enjoying the euphoric buzz of opiates would be a unique experience, but it's not something I really want to make a habit out of.

That being said, next week - Mirena. I hope Mirena is the bitch that shuts your shit up, Uterus. I hope she gets you to sit the fuck down and STOP making my life unbearably difficult. I can only pray.

Until then - behave, you wretched sloppy pink haven of fertility!!

Yours,
Your Sentient Host.