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29 feels a lot like 28.

Though, if I'm perfectly honest, 29 feels a lot like 20, just with a fuckload more emotional baggage. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

And I miss my boyfriend. But it's his week up north, this is to be expected.

The first hour of my 29th year is being spent high on Lorazepam. I have to get up early tomorrow and see a psychiatrist. Hopefully this'll be a help to my recovery.

Fuck you, Centrelink.

You know, I don't mind being referred onto a new programme for sickies like myself who can't work yet. I'm cool with that - really.

But do you have to refer me to the office in FUCKING SPEARWOOD?

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'LL COST ME IN PETROL?! I CAN'T TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORT - I'M FUCKING HALF-KNACKERED ON PAIN MEDS!

Cunts.

I tried being cheerful, really I did.

But this day is really fucking sucking bad. Headache. Went to the psych's office and I had the day of the appointment wrong. Centrelink are heavying me. I'm stuck at home with nobody to hang out with. I just feel shithouse. :(

Birthday has improved...

Shall tell you all about it later.

Birthday Break down... What I did today!

1. Went walking around Claremont with my little brother Scotty.

I went into Claremont with my little bro, and we wandered about looking at shops. I got presents for my nieces Emmy and Ruby, and got myself a little female pirate figurine that was half-price. Her name's Kayla, she likes animals and has a parrot and an evil monkey. She has long brown hair like me and two awesome sabres. And really cool boots.

I bought myself some expensive shampoo that was at a discount because you bought it together with the conditioner, and I bought myself some cake which I'm now baking.

I also purchased a new visual diary to draw my special commissions in. Also some green crepe paper to decorate the house with for my birthday party next week.

I REALLY spoilt myself and bought two punnets of strawberries and some chocolate buttons to melt and make choc fondue out of. That will be a wonderful treat indeed! My favourite treat EVER!

For lunch I had sushi and dinner, teryaki chicken.

2. Thomas came over for a visit!

My *favourite* gay boy came over and wished me a happy birthday! We veged on the couch and watched "Naked Boys Singing" on DVD. Oh my GOD. SO MUCH MAN CANDY! *grins* The songs are your usual broadway fare but the dancing, posing, grinning and flopping about is just AWESOME, and the lyrics are worth a few giggles as well! :D It kept reminding me of the GAY musicul in that episode of The IT Crowd, though. Which isn't a bad thing at all!

Thomas gave me the SWEETEST presents! He got me a DVD of Hedwig and the Angry Inch, so I FINALLY have that awesome movie on DVD now! :D :D :D And he made a pair of authentic ruby slippers with swakovski crystals last year, and he gave me a little baggie of spares which I'm going to put on my new awesome shiny phone! :D :D :D They're ruby and GLITTERY to the SHITHOUSE! :D :D :D I gave my old phone to Dad, with the new sim card. He now has a phone that has pink plastic rhinestones all over it. It suits him. *laughs*

3. Tina and Tommo visited!

They came over and we went for another drive into Claremont, cause I had walked through Dick Smith's earlier, considered a phone, changed my mind, then decided that I wanted it after all, so I begged a lift from Tina and Tommo who were more than happy to provide. They got me copy of "Stardust" on DVD for my birthday! :D :D :D :D I FRIGGIN' LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! I adore it so much, it's the SWEETEST romantic fairy-tale movie! And I love the hero, he's such a little dork. *grins*

And at Dick Smith's I bought my brand new mobile phone! IT'S PINK! It's a v phone, a Motorola, mp3 ringtones and I can hook it up to my machine via USB! I know, I know, everyone has that shit, it's old hat. But my old V phone had no way of getting new images on it, it didn't do mp3 ringtones and it only had two games on it. Weak! This phone has lots of features that I didn't have before, and oh - DID I MENTION IT WAS PINK?!

4. My plans for the rest of the night.

I'll get my gluten-free butter-free butter-cake out of the oven, let it cook, ice the fucker and wish myself a happy birthday! I'll melt myself some chocolate and make special delicious chocolate sauce, and then at some point, chill out, watch DVDs and eat chocolatey strawberries! :D

I will also play with my brand new phone, take lots of pictures of my cat with it, send a saucy picture to my lovely boyfriend who is far away, and continue to play with Morphix and try to make a Phalanx Chat skin. :)

I am VERY happy, darlings!

This has been a good birthday. :D

ETA: OMG, I just totally pigged out on strawberries and chocolate! AWRIGHT! Bed time - I'm knackered!