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Dear David Krumholtz:
Jun. 22nd, 2007 03:43 amDear David Krumholtz,
You're a handsome man. No, really, I'm sure you're told that a lot but you are. Not in the Hollywood way, no. In a classical old painting kinda way which makes girls' knees wobble.
Predictably, I want to skin you. NO, no, not like THAT. I don't want to remove your lovely skin. No, I want to take a picture of you, make you into a Sim and then make another Sim of Amita and then have Charlie and Amita make sweet, sweet woohoo. I'm a fan of the show you're on - this shit happens.
So I figure getting a normal, front-on, neutral expression of you wouldn't be so hard - you're on TV, I'm sure people take photos of you all the time. And they do.
Except YOU, my dear, good, hot sir, keep pulling DUMB face! What's Dumb Face? THIS IS DUMBFACE.
How am I supposed to skin that, you mad, loveable bastard?! You're grinning or pulling Dumb Face in every other freakin' picture of you! It's so fucking frustrating! It prevents creeps like me making digital versions of you to hump digital versions of your costar. Well, not YOU exactly - the character you play.
So, thanks to that, your Sim you is going to suck. And Navi needs to kick her fans in the bum and get them making more up to date, better websites. She's too hot and awesome not to have a gallery full of obscure pictures for me to make Sims out of.
Forever yours,
Nancy.
You're a handsome man. No, really, I'm sure you're told that a lot but you are. Not in the Hollywood way, no. In a classical old painting kinda way which makes girls' knees wobble.
Predictably, I want to skin you. NO, no, not like THAT. I don't want to remove your lovely skin. No, I want to take a picture of you, make you into a Sim and then make another Sim of Amita and then have Charlie and Amita make sweet, sweet woohoo. I'm a fan of the show you're on - this shit happens.
So I figure getting a normal, front-on, neutral expression of you wouldn't be so hard - you're on TV, I'm sure people take photos of you all the time. And they do.
Except YOU, my dear, good, hot sir, keep pulling DUMB face! What's Dumb Face? THIS IS DUMBFACE.
How am I supposed to skin that, you mad, loveable bastard?! You're grinning or pulling Dumb Face in every other freakin' picture of you! It's so fucking frustrating! It prevents creeps like me making digital versions of you to hump digital versions of your costar. Well, not YOU exactly - the character you play.
So, thanks to that, your Sim you is going to suck. And Navi needs to kick her fans in the bum and get them making more up to date, better websites. She's too hot and awesome not to have a gallery full of obscure pictures for me to make Sims out of.
Forever yours,
Nancy.
