Mar. 19th, 2007

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So, I went to the doctor today about getting some good painkillers for my migraines. While I'm sitting there waiting for him to fill out a prescription I spot this bizarre round glass thing in the corner.

"What's *that*?" I ask him. "Is that a set of scales?!"

"Yeah, it's these drug companies sending stuff to us. Give it a try if you want."

So I go over to have a good look and hop on. The needle is firmly on 0 when I start. My weight?

SIXTY ONE KILOGRAMS!!!

Dude! DUDE! I haven't been that weight in over FIVE YEARS! I'm so fucking THRILLED! I never thought I'd be this weight again! I just can't believe it!! I really need to take new photos for my stock account. Show off my new curves! :D
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Mum to Dad: "Did you say something about needing a screw?"

Me: *loses it*

Mum was talking about ACTUAL screws, as in Dad needs screws for fixing the kitchen. I lost it and Mum's like *winces*.

Oh GOD I can't stop laughing! ROFLMAO! Puntastic!

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