Happy Birthday Wishes.

Big Happy Birthday Wishes to my darling ERIKA!!!

WHY am I awake?!

Seriously. It's 5am. My sinuses are really sensitive and sore, but they're not blocked... yet. My eyes are warm. My ear canals hurt. I've got that soreness, that skin sensitivity that happens before you get really sick.

I feel nauseous. I just feel CRAP.

I woke up feeling like that. I needed a pee, and of course, when I'm about to get sick, my bladder hurts like hell.

i should probably go to bed again. I'm waiting to get sleepy. I feel like shit.

I could have hunted for dolphins tomorrow, too. :(

The shit you find on the internets...

This guy is either really insane or totally joking...

ETA: There are some really fucked up people in the world...

Oh. My. God.

It's better than Jigolo JOE!
I WANT A JOHNNY DEPP ROBOT!

It'll be the perfect birthday gift!

(Link goes to Youtube)