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You won't believe it...
May. 3rd, 2006 12:19 amI have a migraine... ON TOP of bad endo pain!
FOR JOY!
*dies*
FOR JOY!
*dies*
May. 3rd, 2006
My brain and my uterus have joined forces.
May. 3rd, 2006 01:18 amDear Uterus,
Nancy has been sad most of the day, and I'm sick of being out of commission due to codeine. I know it's pointless to bring her more pain, since it means she'll hit me with more codeine, but I figure if I make her too nauseous to swallow even water, it'll get her back for a bit until she can't take it anymore and downs the pills anyway, whether she yaks or not. While I do this, you can cause a heap of trouble. You're going to have to hurt EXTRA hard, cause I'm a lot to compete with. I'm crippling.
Yours,
The Brain.
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Dear Brain,
OooOOoh. So you think you're such hot shit, do you? And WHO do you think has been crippling the bitch in charge for the past year? Let's think! Hmmm... Oh, that's right - ME! You can be put in your place with a little pink pill. I, my dear organ friend, am unstoppable. So none of that hoity-toity pain crap with me, orrighty?
That said, let's give her hell.
Evilly yours,
The Uterus.
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Dear Uterus,
You are one stuck-up cunt. Just you remember that I CONTROL you! All my neurons are devoted to making YOU TICK. Without me? NO ORGASMS! BI-OTCH! And I'm the one processing the PAIN!
I'll start after she downs this chocolate. I've already made her eyeballs and neck hurt for a couple of hours.
More Evilly Yours,
The Brain.
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Dear Brain,
You ARE fucking evil, aren't you? All right. We'll work together on this one. We can really make her wish she was dead. Muahahahaha.
As Evilly Yours,
The Uterus.
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Dear Brain and Uterus,
Take these two Mercyndol, Nurofen, ginger tablets and one propranolol, and get fucked.
Chagrined to be your host body,
Nancy.
Nancy has been sad most of the day, and I'm sick of being out of commission due to codeine. I know it's pointless to bring her more pain, since it means she'll hit me with more codeine, but I figure if I make her too nauseous to swallow even water, it'll get her back for a bit until she can't take it anymore and downs the pills anyway, whether she yaks or not. While I do this, you can cause a heap of trouble. You're going to have to hurt EXTRA hard, cause I'm a lot to compete with. I'm crippling.
Yours,
The Brain.
---
Dear Brain,
OooOOoh. So you think you're such hot shit, do you? And WHO do you think has been crippling the bitch in charge for the past year? Let's think! Hmmm... Oh, that's right - ME! You can be put in your place with a little pink pill. I, my dear organ friend, am unstoppable. So none of that hoity-toity pain crap with me, orrighty?
That said, let's give her hell.
Evilly yours,
The Uterus.
---
Dear Uterus,
You are one stuck-up cunt. Just you remember that I CONTROL you! All my neurons are devoted to making YOU TICK. Without me? NO ORGASMS! BI-OTCH! And I'm the one processing the PAIN!
I'll start after she downs this chocolate. I've already made her eyeballs and neck hurt for a couple of hours.
More Evilly Yours,
The Brain.
---
Dear Brain,
You ARE fucking evil, aren't you? All right. We'll work together on this one. We can really make her wish she was dead. Muahahahaha.
As Evilly Yours,
The Uterus.
---
Dear Brain and Uterus,
Take these two Mercyndol, Nurofen, ginger tablets and one propranolol, and get fucked.
Chagrined to be your host body,
Nancy.
Absolutely lovely day.
May. 3rd, 2006 06:00 pmI was SO sick last night, it was terrible. And I was woken this morning by Dad popping his head in the door and asking "Are you all right?" Ya know, he can be a real prick sometimes, but sometimes? He melts my heart. He's such a good Daddy.
Tom Povey (my darling buddy of the world) popped by today, a surprise visit. It was SO cool, I had so much fun. I'd had a really rough day yesterday and having him around today was just what I needed. He's learning to become a magician for kiddies. He's having a lot of fun with it. He brought some balloons and was making me balloon things! He made me a flower, a doggie, and a sword! We talked for hours, it was great. It's really special to have a friend like that, with the connection we have. He's just fucking awesome, and I adore and love him. Plus he's going to check if his friend needs her lappie anymore. She got a new one and has an old one. I'd be so thrilled if I could use it! I'd give her a head job. (And I'm sure she'd like it, too! LOL!).
I was thinking God hates me, but obviously He doesn't, cause after a rotten day yesterday, I had a wonderful day today. Best buddy coming around, wowing me with balloons. There is nothing as awesome as balloons. They just cheer me the hell up. Bright colours, sometimes they pop and make you jump - pure fun. It made my day. Every time I look at my balloon flowers, I smile.
I did some gardening today, too. I've been doing that a bit. I dead-headed Mum's parsley, made sure that we got a few more weeks out of them. Then I pulled out all her dead seasonal plants. Might plant some more for her, if she wants. It's the right month for planting things here. Gardening heals the soul, it really does. Plus the days are so beautiful. Golden, cause of the angle of the sun, and cool. And all the grass is growing back and the animals are happy cause it rains sometimes.
Well, I'm going to occupy myself. I have to plug in the spare internets cable to my computer in my room. This will be very good, it'll mean I can drag and drop song files onto this computer - no more annoying thumb drives!! And I can go on the internet in my room and chat without people looking over my shoulder! :D Or play neopets or whatever. Whee! MY net computer.
I'm offsies. Love youse!
Kisses,
Nancy.
Tom Povey (my darling buddy of the world) popped by today, a surprise visit. It was SO cool, I had so much fun. I'd had a really rough day yesterday and having him around today was just what I needed. He's learning to become a magician for kiddies. He's having a lot of fun with it. He brought some balloons and was making me balloon things! He made me a flower, a doggie, and a sword! We talked for hours, it was great. It's really special to have a friend like that, with the connection we have. He's just fucking awesome, and I adore and love him. Plus he's going to check if his friend needs her lappie anymore. She got a new one and has an old one. I'd be so thrilled if I could use it! I'd give her a head job. (And I'm sure she'd like it, too! LOL!).
I was thinking God hates me, but obviously He doesn't, cause after a rotten day yesterday, I had a wonderful day today. Best buddy coming around, wowing me with balloons. There is nothing as awesome as balloons. They just cheer me the hell up. Bright colours, sometimes they pop and make you jump - pure fun. It made my day. Every time I look at my balloon flowers, I smile.
I did some gardening today, too. I've been doing that a bit. I dead-headed Mum's parsley, made sure that we got a few more weeks out of them. Then I pulled out all her dead seasonal plants. Might plant some more for her, if she wants. It's the right month for planting things here. Gardening heals the soul, it really does. Plus the days are so beautiful. Golden, cause of the angle of the sun, and cool. And all the grass is growing back and the animals are happy cause it rains sometimes.
Well, I'm going to occupy myself. I have to plug in the spare internets cable to my computer in my room. This will be very good, it'll mean I can drag and drop song files onto this computer - no more annoying thumb drives!! And I can go on the internet in my room and chat without people looking over my shoulder! :D Or play neopets or whatever. Whee! MY net computer.
I'm offsies. Love youse!
Kisses,
Nancy.
Scarlett Johanssen's breasts should be registered as a natural wonder of the world. They are really, just fucking beautiful. As is the rest of her. Indeed. *drool*
Scotty said: With the amount of water they'd displace, they should be registered with P&O.
That's ship geek humour, I think. LOL!
Scotty said: With the amount of water they'd displace, they should be registered with P&O.
That's ship geek humour, I think. LOL!