Stephen Colbert can officialy have sex with me at any time.

Seriously. He carries the biggest balls any man has ever owned. Including those dudes with Elephantitis.

Here's a video of him making fun of the President at a Whitehouse Correspondent's Function...

TO HIS FACE!!!

Not just a quick quip and a hightail out of there. No. A HALF HOUR back-handed compliment to the MAN in charge, and everyone that licks his furry little butthole.

Holy-fucking dick-cheese, Batman! I nearly felt sorry for the dude. Then I remembered that he's a class A cunt-rag and deserves all he gets. Oooh, it is sweet. I haven't seen people this uncomfortable since Jon Stewart hosted the Oscars! :D

Ahahahaa! Me and Sandy are fangirling!

( Ted RAIMI!!! )

He be fiiine.