Brokeback WUH?!

Okay, I gotta stop giggling... this is great... this is hilarious. They were reporting the 8 nominations that Brokeback Mountain got for the Oscars on ABC Radio. The lady goes, "Here's a clip of Heath Ledger's performance..."

...

"Arrr ugh? Aarrrhhh nnn unn? Rarrr nuh urorannn! Wurrr deyud!"

*loses it* Are they fucking STUPID or something?! BWAHahahahahaha!!! *dies* They honestly thought anyone was going to UNDERSTAND that?! An ENNIS SOUNDBYTE!? BAhahahahaha!!!

My cat is too smart...

Mum and Dad were talking about my cat, Xena. Dad said, "The cat is looking at Buddha."

Xena looks over her shoulder at Dad. Mum cracks up. Xena looks away and Mum says "The cat" again.

Xena looks over at Mum, again. Now, they were talking before this. She only looked when Mum and Dad said "the cat". Maybe it's the tone of voice they used or something, I don't know.

All I know is that cat creeps me out sometimes. LOL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

( O Rly? Ya Rly! )

Sometimes, my cooking skills surprise even me.

I am now munching down on what I like to call Eggs de Quiche. That is, your regular scrambled eggs with these things added:

- A handful of grated cheese
- Onion, finely chopped
- Ham, chopped into itty bitty cubes
- Tomato, chopped up
- A handful of freshly chopped parsley
- A dollop of milk

You have two eggs with that. It ends up looking like this:

( I really like them, Sam I Am! )

Not too pretty but it tastes fucking FABULOUS. Mmmm!

Photo post!!

Time for PHOTO POST!

( Warning... pictures of me with ZERO make up on! )

LOOK WHAT I GOT!!

These pictures get a post of their own! My bestest buddy (other than Bianca) Thomas collects autographs. He loves hunting down autographs, and he got one for me! WHEE!

( Finally!! One all for MEE! )

Ridiculous sketch...

Just in case you were labouring under any impressions that I was sane. Someone rambled on WRBeta, mentioned how they were reminded of Strongbad when thinking of Wolverine in anime, and how Wolverine would sound funny talking like Strongbad, and that they have effed up dialogue going on in their head.

And then I had to draw it.

( We are going to be... SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD! Woah! We have a spinner! )

When it comes to the intarwebs...

I am teh daggiest of them ALL!



That's proof.