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Damn you, Krumholtz!!
Jan. 23rd, 2006 12:20 am( Stop making me want to have sex with you! )
Lyrian! Freddie Mercury gave it to us - with double meat! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Lyrian! Freddie Mercury gave it to us - with double meat! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Jan. 23rd, 2006
Notes to self...
Jan. 23rd, 2006 02:22 pm- Got period today.
- If you ever talk to Cheuton again, try not to be such an asswipe.
- Codeine is of the good
- Need to talk to Eirian more
- That was a pretty good party, for an online chat one.
- If you ever talk to Cheuton again, try not to be such an asswipe.
- Codeine is of the good
- Need to talk to Eirian more
- That was a pretty good party, for an online chat one.
Painkillers, lack of sleep and pain are making me into a freakin' zombie. Every now and again I indulge my pathetic female need to be completely bitchy about celebrities. Mainly I like to be reminded that they're painfully human. Surfing bitching sites is much cheaper than reading stupid magazines and the pictures are much better, too.
Celebs concerned that their imperfections are showing up on HDTV. I also learn that to have that pert proud bottom in Dukes of Hazard, dear Jessica Simpson had to invest in a little padding.
To these two pieces of news, I laugh bitterly and say, "Sucked in, bitches!" Cause not only do I have reasonably nice skin (enough that complete strangers have told me that more than once), but my arse, in my sisters words, is an 'arse that smiles and says hello' (though that sounds pretty scary, doesn't it?). I have a pert round butt withOUT the need of inserts, thank ya verrruh much.
Unfortunately I have the round thighs to match, but hey, I'm not going to complain. That's pure muscle, honey. (And I will give you a demonstration if you don't believe silly ol moi).
I may be delighted that I have way better skin than Cameron Diaz, but she'll always have way more money than me. I don't know which is better - good skin or scads of money?
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boomstick... why do I see this picture just asking for Katie to throttle Tom till his head either explodes or falls off of his shoulders? You're making me see the world in your icons.
I'm so behind on celebrity goss. Janet, what the hell happened to you, man? Last thing I saw was that you were skinny and flashing your awesome tit jewellry! Bizarre.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/01/family_fame.html
Lohan's sister is seriously creepy, man. She looks like she should be sicking evil steel-teethed dolls that scream onto people. Obviously her sister needs to EAT TOO!
Cute Clark and Lois picture from the new movie... Possibly very old but I liked it.
Okay, I've had enough of riffling through the dregs of society's gossip mills. I'm going to go lie down and let the drunks take me for all I'm worth.
Celebs concerned that their imperfections are showing up on HDTV. I also learn that to have that pert proud bottom in Dukes of Hazard, dear Jessica Simpson had to invest in a little padding.
To these two pieces of news, I laugh bitterly and say, "Sucked in, bitches!" Cause not only do I have reasonably nice skin (enough that complete strangers have told me that more than once), but my arse, in my sisters words, is an 'arse that smiles and says hello' (though that sounds pretty scary, doesn't it?). I have a pert round butt withOUT the need of inserts, thank ya verrruh much.
Unfortunately I have the round thighs to match, but hey, I'm not going to complain. That's pure muscle, honey. (And I will give you a demonstration if you don't believe silly ol moi).
I may be delighted that I have way better skin than Cameron Diaz, but she'll always have way more money than me. I don't know which is better - good skin or scads of money?
boomstick... why do I see this picture just asking for Katie to throttle Tom till his head either explodes or falls off of his shoulders? You're making me see the world in your icons.I'm so behind on celebrity goss. Janet, what the hell happened to you, man? Last thing I saw was that you were skinny and flashing your awesome tit jewellry! Bizarre.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/01/family_fame.html
Lohan's sister is seriously creepy, man. She looks like she should be sicking evil steel-teethed dolls that scream onto people. Obviously her sister needs to EAT TOO!
Cute Clark and Lois picture from the new movie... Possibly very old but I liked it.
Okay, I've had enough of riffling through the dregs of society's gossip mills. I'm going to go lie down and let the drunks take me for all I'm worth.
