ARRRR!

It be a good day for booty! Me scurvy bouncin' bilge rat Orlandoooo the Blumaroo won himself a shiny cup in the beauty contest! I wondered where all them pretty neopoints be comin' from!

Now, if ye be greatly dislikin' my style o' discourse, I suggest ye walk the plank and find yerself another ship to serve 'cause old Mad Bonney be in the riggin' this fine day. Arr! Hopefully it'll be a fine one and the picnic'll be grand!

I must be off to check what's comin' out o' the bungholes. To thy victuals, aye!

Arrgh!

I was kidnapped by a wench, eaten stinky cheese and crackers, and sang many a good hobbit drinkin' songs! ARGGH! Now I go to watch Errol Flynn movies. Arrrgh, Capn' Thorpe be waitin' for me!

YARRR!

( Mad Bonney be on the deck! )

Yours,