Into Geekness...

So I have the everlasting net connection. I have the Star Trek thang. I even have my own Xena stuff. Complete nerd, you say? Not complete, until last night.

I went to my very first night of playing Dungeons & Dragons (here-in known as D&D). I know right now I am going to be an awful player, I'll never fully understand it, I'll keep asking stupid questions, ("Can I ride a llama?") and me and my friends will stumble our way through it as only one or two of us has actually ever been to a D&D game before.

Of course, we made the mistake of getting very drunk as we played, and as the night wore on and we were creating our characters, we were asking for things we could have in our back-packs. We were allowed one mildly magical item each (cause it's SUPERNEWBIE game cause, well the other got it but I'm achingly stupid), and my friend Clare had a bag of holding. So her discussion between her and Duct-Tape!Dave went something like this:

"Can I have a chicken?"

"Well the chicken could fit through the hole in the bag, but then it'll eat all your supplies, shit on your ball gown and suffocate."

"Okay, can I have a piglet?"

She was being silly, she didn't really want these things. I asked if I could have a hand-spun hair-dryer, cause I was very charismatic and I needed one. He said I could have a comb. Then came the point where we were looking through the illustrated monster's manual.

"Oh! OH! Can I have a HELLCAT?!"

He said. "Yes, they're very cool, but no, you cannot have a hellcat."

"What if she licked your nipple?" I pipe in (Cause I'm grass).

He kinda laughed and every time Clare asked him for something more stupid, he began to unbutton his shirt. Poor Clare really wanted that hellcat, but she didn't lick his nipple. I gave him a titty-hug and he totally didn't appreciate it. That would have to be a first for me (Most guys love them). Anyways, so my character is Lethaia Underhill, she's a halfling (but I call her a hobbit cause I'm a LOTR nutcase), she's a ranger, she's neutral good, she has lots of daggers and a sword, she's at one with nature and she's coloured just like me. She's cooh.

Am I a geek yet?

Into Geekness...

So I have the everlasting net connection. I have the Star Trek thang. I even have my own Xena stuff. Complete nerd, you say? Not complete, until last night.

I went to my very first night of playing Dungeons & Dragons (here-in known as D&D). I know right now I am going to be an awful player, I'll never fully understand it, I'll keep asking stupid questions, ("Can I ride a llama?") and me and my friends will stumble our way through it as only one or two of us has actually ever been to a D&D game before.

Of course, we made the mistake of getting very drunk as we played, and as the night wore on and we were creating our characters, we were asking for things we could have in our back-packs. We were allowed one mildly magical item each (cause it's SUPERNEWBIE game cause, well the other got it but I'm achingly stupid), and my friend Clare had a bag of holding. So her discussion between her and Duct-Tape!Dave went something like this:

"Can I have a chicken?"

"Well the chicken could fit through the hole in the bag, but then it'll eat all your supplies, shit on your ball gown and suffocate."

"Okay, can I have a piglet?"

She was being silly, she didn't really want these things. I asked if I could have a hand-spun hair-dryer, cause I was very charismatic and I needed one. He said I could have a comb. Then came the point where we were looking through the illustrated monster's manual.

"Oh! OH! Can I have a HELLCAT?!"

He said. "Yes, they're very cool, but no, you cannot have a hellcat."

"What if she licked your nipple?" I pipe in (Cause I'm grass).

He kinda laughed and every time Clare asked him for something more stupid, he began to unbutton his shirt. Poor Clare really wanted that hellcat, but she didn't lick his nipple. I gave him a titty-hug and he totally didn't appreciate it. That would have to be a first for me (Most guys love them). Anyways, so my character is Lethaia Underhill, she's a halfling (but I call her a hobbit cause I'm a LOTR nutcase), she's a ranger, she's neutral good, she has lots of daggers and a sword, she's at one with nature and she's coloured just like me. She's cooh.

Am I a geek yet?